Post a Dream (or a nightmare)

[Pixon]

If you remember one in particular, post it here.

I had one a couple days ago. Those two rabbits in the Stay Alert, Stay Safe, commercials, Bert and Gert were escapees from a mental hospital, and they wanted to track down and brutally kill every child who saw their ads. They found me. They tortured me, then John McClane showed up and put a bullet through their heads and freed me.

All of my dreams seem to involve some movie character.

[Rikaninja]

I had a dream when Alex from Madagascer kidnapped me on a Island in Australia. It has something to do with a hanglider. But it was years and years ago so I can't remember exactly what happened.

[maya]

recently, I can't really remember my dreams :(

but i've had that dream where you turn up naked to school :) Hasnt everybody?

and i've had one where I was running away from a toy train on a railway track.

[Studebacher Hoch]

I had a dream where I was in prison. And the warden, he was Garey Busey slash Fred Willard; what I mean is that one second I'd look at him and he'd be Busey, and the next moment I'd see Fred Willard, but it would seem as though he'd always been Fred Willard, and than vice versa.

I'm in the prison courtyard, alone. I see people at the gate, and I feel like I know them, but they're faces are all obscured some how, so I can't tell. People come and go and I do nothing for a while, until Busillard comes up to me and says I'm free to go. So I walk towards the gate, it opens, and I walk out.

And there's nothing there. I try to go back to the prison, but it's gone. Then the dream becomes kinda clowdly and weird... I think I fought Sean Bean at some point.

[NicNac14]

two words: Chuck Norris

[Pheidippides]

Anyone ever died?

*raises hand*

>_>

[sheganican]

So i was teleported to a crazy dimension that consisted only of giant, empty, grey, dismal apartment buildings and a giant heap of rocks. I was also batman. A huge monster came from out of nowhere and attacked me. It had really really long, thick, green arms and legs made of some sticky, stretchy mess and had no hands or feet. He was also superman. I fought "superman" for a while on the giant heap of rocks and then ran towards one of the apartment buildings. "superman" sent his two cronies after me. One was kind of a short nerd guy but he was crazy like that no-face guy from spirited away. The other, if i recall, was some kind of lanky wolf guy thing. I can barely remember the wolf guy, he kinda disappeared at some point. I must have scared him off. Anyway, now i was running down the spiral staircase with the nerd guy close at my tail and when i got out of the building, i was teleported to my hometown, which was composed of giant, grinning, colorful, spotted, mushroom houses not unlike something you might find in an episode of care bears. I found my friend Elijah, a kid i met through my dad who's a year younger than me. Elijah was apparently with me the whole time, but he popped out of nowhere once i found myself in the mushroom town. I told elijah we had to get to the power orb type thing because the nerd monster guy followed us through the portal. We went to the nearest KB toys which was populated by many people and looked desperately for the right magic book. the nerd guy was there and we had a slow motion chace around the room, all the while literally pulling books off the shelves in hopes that we can find it in time. At this point, the nerd guy was mind controlling the civillians so he had a couple cronies of his own and elijah was slowly falling under his trance, but then luckily, elijah found the right book, opened it up, and gave me the multi-colored magic orb thing. I raced to the pedestal, tore open the thing on top, shoved in the orb, and snapped together the latches. I imagine after that the orb saved my hometown and killed the nerd monster.

[capt_weasle]

but i've had that dream where you turn up naked to school :) Hasnt everybody?

I haven't. I've had this recurring dream where I forgot my swimsuit and had to swim in my underwear (which always turns out to be whitey-tighties) and it ends up being rather embarrassing. Another dream I always have during a break from school or at the beginning of summer consists of everyone needing to still be in school even though it's summer. We always have some big project due after school gets out, forcing us to return. It's rather frightening and irritating.

[yungerkid]

Anyone ever died?

oh, i die all the time. i love it. my dreams are so random and so atmospheric. i've committed suicide in dreams, i've been shot, i've been poisoned, i've died from falls, you name it. one of my more recent dreams involved my participation in a military unit that was climbing to the top of what seemed like a parking garage structure. i got up to the top before any of my team-mates, but encountered heavy fire, so i went back down to the second-highest level to recover. my entire team was standing there resting. all of a sudden, a shot comes through the window and hits me in the stomach; i shout out in pain and fall over as my team members scramble around firing shots everywhere. the dream ended, but i was told as i was dying that i was shot by a person named Mark God. it was quite a tense dream.

another time, the rest of humanity and i were living inside an office building. the administators (the government) decided to initiate the Apocalypse. so they began exploding bombs everywhere, rounding people up and shooting them, and torturing quite a few people outside of the office building. i escaped with a group of children to a basement, where we became trapped by debris from a bomb blast. i picked a lock on a door and escaped to the office building, finding my parents. we ran down the halls of the building, trying to find a way out. i realized after a while that my parents were behind me, so i turned around and i was in a t-intersection. my parents were both shot. one of the branches was a dead end, and guards were moving towards me from the other two branches. there was a large suitcase thing hanging from the ceiling and moving rapidly back and forth down the hallway. just before the guards entered mmy hallway, i stepped in front of the suitcase. it hit me, and cut my body in half. my front half fell over the top of it, and the dream faded to black.

i have also had dreams about Hell, about zombie apocalypses, about shooting my parents, about them shooting me, and about being drenched in acid at my own request.

[Eiturlyf]

Two dreams: One where some guy had a detachable dick and was throwing it at everybody on the streets and another one where (and this was after I first played GTA) I was running around and hitting people with a liquor-squirting dildo.

[maya]

Two dreams: One where some guy had a detachable dick and was throwing it at everybody on the streets and another one where (and this was after I first played GTA) I was running around and hitting people with a liquor-squirting dildo.

wow someone's having erotic dreams :P

[Twistkill]

I usually only remember my dreams if they were absurdly bizarre. Such as the time me and my mom went to the YMCA. We walked in and the reception desk was empty. We walked down the hallway and people were having mind-control devices planted into their brains via a very small drill while they were unconscious. Then we saw the big pool, which was a crimson-reddish color. People were diving in and coming out with strange effects, ranging from something minor like more sensitive skin that was stretchier than normal to having blue light illuminating from their extremities. Then we saw people being forced to eat chocolate with pieces of glass in it. We immediately left and I couldn't remember anything afterward.

A happier dream is when I was only 32 years old, married for 4 years, with 2 kids, and I was just approved for our first mortgage. I was making decent money as a financial analyst and my wife only worked part-time at a department store as it was a supplementary job. I basically just came home, my kids said hi and told me about their days at school, I kissed my wife hello as we sat down to eat dinner. Then we went to bed and we had a little alone time... then it just ended. A typical night in my future? I sure hope so.

[Donfuy]

I had some crazy dreams when I was a kid.


At the time, I was terrified by dinosaurs.

I was at the bed, with my parents (yes, I was really a kid). At middle of sleep, I wake up, and see dinosaurs, around the bed. All is black. The only light you see is from the door, that is slightly opened. I'm terrified. I scream but my parents don't listen. The bed starts rotating, rotating, with all the dinosaurs almost dancing, and I'm feeling like I was into a roller coaster.


Other, but more...absurd was one I was with my father inside a car (a Volvo 340) running away from one huge tractor, that had a huge spiky thing at the front. Well, in a slope, that huge thing got stuck, and me and my father had a good laugh at the end.

Other typical: the ever-falling-ever-almost-touching-the-ground-and-ever-feeling-something-in-the-stomach.

Some recent ones involve a girl, and other that was really neat: We were going on a Volvo 960 (oh god, how I love that car), all the family. My father, lost control of the car in a curve and instead of turning, we just go front, heading to a big bump "tighten your seat belts and lower your windows" - my father said. We jumped, and I feel that thing on the stomach, that anxiety or something thing. As we were falling, I thought we were falling into a river, but not, all of this happening impressively slowly. We fall on the ground, and re-jump on another bump, goin' again to the skies. I see a beautiful view, I feel the wind in my face, and I hear my father say "it'll be an hard landing", and as we were landing on top of the rocks, I wake up.

Damn, that feeling is /so/ good.

[jean-luc]

I had a really weird dream recently in an... abandoned faraday cage? it was very odd, and a couple weeks ago.

[BNW]

One time (about 5 years ago), I dreamt that I jumped off of the light pole next to my house. Right when I hit the ground, BAM. I woke up.

[T3chno]

I only remember a handful of my dreams unfortunately.

[origami_alligator]

Last night I witnessed a murder and the dude had yellow/blond hair and wore a blue jacket. He saw me and was following me so I went and grabbed my two buddies and we found this old abandoned house in the middle of nowhere that we decided to wait at. For some reason we knew there were guns inside but we didn't know where.
So we set up some stereos and got out a bowl of chips and for some reason the house turned into a proper one, and we were partying in it waiting for the guy.
The guy came and he didn't look like he wanted to kill us immediately, so he partied with us for a little bit. Then he went out to his truck and we knew he was going to get his gun, so I grabbed a hammer and waited by the door and set the hammer on the floor.
We turned all the lights off except for the kitchen light which was filtering through to the living room from the far left corner. There was a room to the left just before the kitchen that was maybe 6 feet from the door.
So I hear the guy cock his gun and I open the door while crouching in front of it and I forgot the hammer on the floor and get shot in the head. Then my buddies are freaking out and one of them grabs the dudes hands and they start whirling back and forth for a few minutes when I get up because I was shot on the side of my head and not directly. Also, I think I'm blind in my right eye.
So as my buddy is fighting this murderer, my other friend and I run into the spare bedroom to try and find some guns, so we look under the bed and find this really tall green suitcase with 3 compartments to it. The top one has painting supplies and other art crafts. The second section has bullets, many different types. And the third was long enough to fit a musket in it, and there were a few handguns.
So my friend and I bust out of the bedroom fully loaded with weapons but we don't take a shot because my friend is still fighting him. Then somehow we all escape to a car and we're speeding down a highway with the dude firing through the back window and we're trying to shoot him from our car. Shit happens, I don't remember exactly what went down but it all ended in a bloody rage, I realize that I'm not actually blind in my right eye, and the day ends with me waving to people I know that are passing by in slow-moving airplanes that were yellow and circling over a highway.
True story.

[Eiturlyf]

Two dreams: One where some guy had a detachable dick and was throwing it at everybody on the streets and another one where (and this was after I first played GTA) I was running around and hitting people with a liquor-squirting dildo.

wow someone's having erotic dreams :P

They're fun.

[maya]

Two dreams: One where some guy had a detachable dick and was throwing it at everybody on the streets and another one where (and this was after I first played GTA) I was running around and hitting people with a liquor-squirting dildo.

wow someone's having erotic dreams :P

They're fun.

well good for you.

my dreams aren't even half as fun (or erotic) as yours.

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

[Eiturlyf]

my dreams aren't even half as fun (or erotic) as yours.

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

Man, you are missing out.

[maya]

my dreams aren't even half as fun (or erotic) as yours.

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

Man, you are missing out.

LMAO

tell me about it

(it was a figure of speech, i'm not asking you to tell me about your erotic dreams lol)