Beer turns men into women

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Postby capt_weasle » 2009.03.19 (02:47)

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"How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot: Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each prayer accepted, and each wish resign'd" ~ Alexander Pope
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Postby GamingWolf » 2009.03.19 (03:19)

I'm sure the stereotypical young fraternity male is already a self-destructive culture.
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Postby a happy song » 2009.03.19 (03:30)

It's ok, I stopped drinking beer a while ago.. now I just drink Vodka Lime and Soda and Rosé.
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Postby bluenin » 2009.03.19 (03:55)

The story forgets to mention that beer also starts to make men find women who look kind of like men more attractive. Or is that whiskey?

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Postby capt_weasle » 2009.03.19 (04:12)

I think some people are overlooking the humor intended in the article...
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Postby a happy song » 2009.03.19 (04:14)

capt_weasle wrote:I think some people are overlooking the humor intended in the article...
I think you need to look a little closer at the replies so far...
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.03.19 (04:51)

I seriously remember hearing this joke when I was in fourth grade. Not even exaggerating.
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Postby George » 2009.03.19 (08:15)

Tsukatu wrote:I seriously remember hearing this joke when I was in fourth grade. Not even exaggerating.
Bahahaha, same here.

Mind you, it still gets a chuckle from me whenever I see it.
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Postby Rikaninja » 2009.03.19 (10:12)

That's really weird. I am not going to look at the URL of that picture, no way.
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Postby Tanner » 2009.03.19 (12:16)

atob wrote:It's ok, I stopped drinking beer a while ago.. now I just drink Vodka Lime and Soda and Rosé.
So what you're trying to say is that the damage cannot be undone?
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Postby Pixon » 2009.03.19 (12:23)

Oh, I am definitely getting some beer now. Anyone have a couple dollars I can borrow?
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