Chuck Norris or Jesus?

[Riobe]

Brad Pitt = Chuck Norris
Bruce Willis < Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris < Jesus
Gandhi = Jesus
Moses > Jesus
Kablizzy, Blue_Tetris, LV, AMLT, Nevermore, Formica, Ludicum, Riobe, astheoceansblue, and Sendy > Moses


Does this settle it?

That was kinda...unexpected. Even if flattering. Oh yeah, astheoceansblue. =P

Jesus? Yeah, I'll go with that guy.

[Turtle]

Definately Jesus.

[Manifest]

Jesus would erode the status quo by undermining aristocratic morality in his face.

It burns when it's in your face.

[Zora_S_Kenneth]

It seems I need to broaden that list.

George Bush = George W. Bush
James Bond = Bondage of all genders
MI6 > George Bush
James Bond = Pierce Brosnan
Alfred Molina != A Fiddler
A Fiddler = An Acrobatic Actor
An Acrobatic Actor = Brad Pitt(bull)
Brad Pitt = Chuck Norris
Bruce Willis < Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris < Jesus
Chuck Norris < Pierce Brosnan
Gandhi = Jesus
Jesus != Pierce Brosnan
Moses > Jesus
Moses > Pierce Brosnan
The best mappers on NUMA > Moses

But as a general rule, Jesus beats Chuck Norris and Moses beats Jesus.