The Happiness Thread
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- Remembering Hoxygen
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I will not allow this thread to die.
"How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot: Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each prayer accepted, and each wish resign'd" ~ Alexander Pope
"Boredom is not an appropriate response to exploding cars" ~ Hugh Laurie
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- Boeing Boeing Bone!
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Bwahaha
Ye, thats about what I do
I didn't laugh
But I said I did
Ye, thats about what I do
I didn't laugh
But I said I did
http://greenbrown.bandcamp.comPeople write to me and say, "I’m giving up, you’re not talking to me." I just write them a simple message like, "Never give up," you know? And it changes their life
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- ABC
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Quote from my sister's idiot science teacher (in complete earnest):
"That train has sailed."
He also asked them to identify the color of a rock in a black and white photograph.
"That train has sailed."
He also asked them to identify the color of a rock in a black and white photograph.
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- Lifer
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Talking about quotes, I'll quote one dude I've met year ago:
'I believe in god, but I don't like him.'
'I believe in god, but I don't like him.'
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- "Asked ortsz for a name change"
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the dusk the dawn the earth the sea
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- A group of powered mutants currently restricted to the grounds of the Xavier Institute.
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An old joke:
One day, a man, very depressed, goes to see his doctor. He says to him, "Doctor, I'm very depressed. My life is falling apart - I'm unhappy constantly, and I just feel like the world is closing in around me. What should I do?"
The doctor considers this for a moment. Than, he says, "Great clown Pagliacci in town tonight. You should go and see him, he makes everyone feel better."
"But doctor," the man says, "I am Pagliacci."
Everybody laughs. Ha ha.
One day, a man, very depressed, goes to see his doctor. He says to him, "Doctor, I'm very depressed. My life is falling apart - I'm unhappy constantly, and I just feel like the world is closing in around me. What should I do?"
The doctor considers this for a moment. Than, he says, "Great clown Pagliacci in town tonight. You should go and see him, he makes everyone feel better."
"But doctor," the man says, "I am Pagliacci."
Everybody laughs. Ha ha.
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- Lifer
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If you're religious (Christian), this may offend you!
Yeah, hey, no, we're not doing that.
Yeah, hey, no, we're not doing that.
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- dreams slip through our fingers like hott slut sexxx
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EdoI, oh shit!If you're religious (Christian), this may offend you!
I don't know what to say,seriously it's VERY offensive.
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- Antonio Banderas
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capt_weasle wrote:
THAT IS SO TRUE IT HURTS ROFL
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- Boeing Boeing Bone!
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I heard this joke and laughed for days. You probably won't think it's funny though:
So a guy walks into a bar and the first thing the bartender notices about him is that half of his head is a giant orange. Confused the bartender asks him "Hey buddy, what happened to your head?" The man takes a seat at the bar and begins to explain why his head is a giant orange.
"I was walking along this beach and I stubbed my toe on something in the sand. Digging it out I noticed it was a lamp! I rubbed it three times and sure enough a magical genie appeared before me. He said that I could have three wishes!"
"Wow" the bartender remarked, "So what did you wish for"
"Well for starters" the man replied, "I asked for a 10 million dollars, and the genie snapped his fingers and before me appeared 10 million bucks."
"My second wish was for the woman of my dreams to appear before me and do whatever I asked her to for the rest of my life"
"Not a bad wish" stated the bartender, "but that still doesn't explain your head"
So a guy walks into a bar and the first thing the bartender notices about him is that half of his head is a giant orange. Confused the bartender asks him "Hey buddy, what happened to your head?" The man takes a seat at the bar and begins to explain why his head is a giant orange.
"I was walking along this beach and I stubbed my toe on something in the sand. Digging it out I noticed it was a lamp! I rubbed it three times and sure enough a magical genie appeared before me. He said that I could have three wishes!"
"Wow" the bartender remarked, "So what did you wish for"
"Well for starters" the man replied, "I asked for a 10 million dollars, and the genie snapped his fingers and before me appeared 10 million bucks."
"My second wish was for the woman of my dreams to appear before me and do whatever I asked her to for the rest of my life"
"Not a bad wish" stated the bartender, "but that still doesn't explain your head"
Punchline
"Well you see, for my last and final wish I asked the Genie to turn half my head into a giant orange"
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
To get to the other slide.
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As soon as we wish to be happier, we are no longer happy.
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- Lifer
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- Odd
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What is ion?
A new application in i-phone.
A new application in i-phone.
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