I'll start us off.
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar
Cheesy/Lame Jokes
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- Bayking
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Everybody knows some really lame jokes that they tell people.
I'll start us off.
I'll start us off.
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- A group of powered mutants currently restricted to the grounds of the Xavier Institute.
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When it's a widow who's husband died in the Isreali-Palestinian conflict!
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- Depressing
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Why was the animal trainer at Seaworld a good person?
Because she always did what she otter.
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What is it called when you house a mommy ant, a daddy ant, and 8 baby ants and charge them monthly rent?
They're called.. TENANTS! (10-ants!) HAHAHHAHAHAHA.
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- Depressing
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What do you call a glove in love?
Smitten!
What do you call an absurdist dromedary?
A Camus!
'rret donc d'niaser 'vec mon sirop d'erable, calis, si j't'r'vois icitte j'pellerais la police, tu l'veras l'criss de poutine de cul t'auras en prison, tabarnak
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- ABC
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What do you call it when you're boss gives you a haircut?
A fringe benefit
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- Queen of All Spiders
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What do you call a bunch of guys who have a long-standing association in a forum who post either too rarely or far too often, and ultimately have no respect for eachother?
Yale.
Loathes
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- Loquacious
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was a government conspiracy.
sig by donfuy.
Not from Charleston, South Carolina
This Forum is probably the best forum that i have ever used and i would just like to say how proud i am to be a member of this forum
This Forum is probably the best forum that i have ever used and i would just like to say how proud i am to be a member of this forum
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- Global Mod
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A man walks into a bar...
His alcoholism is destroying his family.
As soon as we wish to be happier, we are no longer happy.
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- Jedi Pimp
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. . .scythe33 wrote:A man walks into a bar...His alcoholism is destroying his family.
That's a kneeslapper.
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im just using the guy above me.
wanna hear a bad joke?
toasters
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- Global Mod
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Your mama's so fat...
She could be at serious risk for heart disease or diabetes.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead
As soon as we wish to be happier, we are no longer happy.
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- The 700 Club
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How many ducks are in a pond?
...How ever many nature put in there...
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scythe33 wrote:A man walks into a bar...His alcoholism is destroying his family.
A man walks into a bar...
The second man ducked.
How is a sanctuary like a Star Wars fight?
Everywhere you look it's "pew pew pew"
[16:24] <@golfkid> I'm pretty sure I will literally scream if I die on the last column of 78-4 at this point
[16:25] <trance> Oh, yeah. That level.
[16:29] <@golfkid> lol
[16:30] <@golfkid> It looks so simple
[16:30] <@golfkid> But it says "NO! I will rape your sanity!"
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- Bayking
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Two Yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly...
when Obama saw her he lost hope.
Yo mama so stupid...
she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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Solar-powered flashlights are actually quite useful, especially if you're camping way out in the wilderness. Because, you know, we have these amazing things called "rechargeable batteries" that let you store power during the day and then use it later.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same.
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- Yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir
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You read my mind, Atilla.
What do you get when you squeeze an olive?
Oliver Twist.
What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?
Polly Unsaturated.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What do you call a man that doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idear.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
AR AR ARStill no idear.
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- A group of powered mutants currently restricted to the grounds of the Xavier Institute.
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Did you hear about the gay Dwarf?
His name was Alfred. One night, he had unprotected sex with his lover, Mercutio. Mercutio was HIV positive. Now Alfred is HIV positive.
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- Unsavory Conquistador of the Western Front
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What kind of poison do pirates use?
vankusss wrote:What 'more time' means?
I'm going to buy some ham.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/2 ... 45612.htmlKablizzy wrote:What kind of poison do pirates use?
They ARRR?
As soon as we wish to be happier, we are no longer happy.
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- Walking on Broken Glass
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Your mum's so poor...
chuck norris jokes?
she cant afford to pay attention
when chuck norris gets thrown in water, he doesnt get wet,
one word. lol.the water gets 'chuck norris'd'
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''I shall kill you until you die from it!''
remember kids, If at first you dont succeed, you fail.
do you like pie? if so, copy and paste this into your signiture.
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- Global Mod
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What kind of waves do books ride?
Title waves!
Knock knock!
WHO THE FUCK IS BANGING AT MY DOOR
GO AWAY
GOD
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- Subterranean Engineer
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Knock Knock!
Come in.
Derived from ksktorngsig!
I don't think the universe has infinite material though, unless God makes DLC packs. - SkyPanda
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- Plus (Size) Member
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Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights
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- Cross-Galactic Train Conducter
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Two muffins in an oven. One says "It's hot in here"
The other says "WTF TALKING MUFFIN!!!11!!"
2 Indians are standing on a hill.
One says "UGH".
Other says "UGH".
The first says "UGH".
So the other one says: "Stop changing the subject."
Difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs
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