NicNac'z Narcotic Night-store of Sigs *remodeled*
- Yet Another Harshad
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Orange- N cannot be spoken, or even thought about in my household. If my parents ever found out that I have played N since the cleansing, my life would be ruined. I keep the game in a multi-passworded .rar on a USB flash drive inside a locked boron alloy container that requires two keys to open (I keep one under the 64th hammer in my piano, and the other one in a small section of removable ceiling in the corner of the attic) hidden in a wall compartment lined with aluminium foil to prevent sonar detection behind my 375 kg cupboard, which is bolted to the floor - the only way to reach it is to abseil outside the fourth floor window and use a screwdriver to unfasten the screws holding the secret brick in place on the opposite side of the wall, but the screwdriver must be a specific type like the one I own, since if any other screwdriver comes into contact with the screws, the entire building will explode, as will a seperate charge placed inside the boron alloy container, rendering the USB useless. Even once the container is retrieved, attemping to open it without the arming pin in place (which is kept inside the battery compartment of my Maglite) will cause the water reservoirs lining the container to burst and react with the caesium lining, causing the container to burst into flames - the only way to prevent this is to use the arming pins to shut off the reservoirs with a sliding steel door. The USB itself contains an accelerometer linked to an explosive charge, meaning that if the USB detects its own movement speed as being greater than 5 cm/s, it will explode - any person attempting to steal it would have to move at a uselessly slow speed. Once plugged into a computer, the USB will upload a ghost virus onto it, leaving no traces. Only the right password can deactivate this virus, and if it is left on the computer for more than six hours, it will format all drives.
As you can see, I take my N playing very seriously.
Guiseppi- I'd much rather watch animals get boned in the ass.
Yanni- If it's glad, it's not rape.
Tsukatu- I refuse to use throw-away bags for such a frequent purpose as buying groceries. Instead, I've collected the hair of my two pet dogs and have woven them together into an all-natural, 100% environmentally friendly bag that I bring with me everywhere. And when I buy products that come in glass and plastic containers, I track down the company that packages them and ship back their containers so that they don't take up space in landfills.
Yeah, I use plastic.
Tsukatu- I hear Ebony Online is great, too. Cum save your princess, my lord!
Ska- UR MUM LIKE IS SPICY
Ska- why d i get the feeling what i typed will end up in the quote depository; or worse: someone's sig.
KinGAleX- I did it on the couch a little while ago.
Zeph- I got too pissed at the knife in the end so I just broke the wood on my knee
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[13:50:53] <Zeph> omfg 1950s jazz
[13:50:57] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:51:01] <WorldCupE> WHAT
[13:51:11] <WorldCupE> hpw
[13:51:12] <WorldCupE> how
[13:51:12] <Zeph> everyone wears out halfway through the match
[13:51:15] <WorldCupE> ._.
[13:51:17] <WorldCupE> you
[13:51:19] <WorldCupE> aren't
[13:51:20] <WorldCupE> here
[13:51:24] <WorldCupikaze> I think the broadcasters lowered the volume for certain frequencies
[13:51:35] <WorldCupikaze> WOAH
[13:51:38] <WorldCupikaze> STOP IT ZEPH
[13:51:46] <WorldCupE> he's in #n
[13:51:49] <WorldCupE> but not here
[13:51:58] <Zeph> that nz guy wasn't fouled
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> DUBBLE YOO. TEE. EFF.
[13:52:05] <WorldCupikaze> STOPIT
[13:52:29] <WorldCupE> I don't think Zeph can read what we say
[13:52:38] <WorldCupikaze> No
[13:52:41] <WorldCupikaze> But it still happens
[13:52:46] <WorldCupE> xD
[13:52:47] <Zeph> holy shot I'm vibrating to 1950s relaxing jazz
[13:52:58] <WorldCupE> ZEPH
[13:53:01] <WorldCupE> CAN YOYU HEAR ME
[13:53:20] <WorldCupE> donfuy
[13:53:23] <WorldCupE> have you seen this
[13:53:35] <Donfuy> i can't
[13:53:43] <WorldCupE> can't what
[13:53:47] <WorldCupE> Zeph isn't here
[13:53:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHAT's GOING ON
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> but is speaking
[13:53:51] <WorldCupE> D:
[13:53:58] <Donfuy> can't see what huh?
[13:54:06] <WorldCupikaze> IT'S THE APOCALYPSE
[13:54:10] <Donfuy> where's zeph o_o
[13:54:18] <WorldCupE> precisely
[13:54:21] <WorldCupikaze> Exactly
[13:55:21] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
[13:55:24] <Zeph> Pooh
[13:55:28] <WorldCupikaze> EH?
[13:55:37] <WorldCupikaze> OOOOOOOOoh
[13:55:38] <Zeph> amazing slide tackle saves day
[13:55:48] <WorldCupikaze> WHY ARE YOU TALKING YOU AREN'T HERE
[13:56:53] <WorldCupikaze> call wide
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[13:32:43] <WorldCupE> ZEPH D:<
[13:32:44] <Zeph> fucking irc app
[13:32:47] <WorldCupE> O_O
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- Yet Another Harshad
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I do Sigs... Want one? I made this one..
^click^.
- Yet Another Harshad
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c'mon guys1 i am bored.



I do Sigs... Want one? I made this one..
^click^.
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- Remembering Hoxygen
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Colouring: Different shades of bright and dark blue contrasted with black with glaze
Abstract: Pattr of choice. Modern, by that I mean have a look at the link under my sig.
And also, go crazy with a really modern high-tech font please!

- Yet Another Harshad
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ps. sorry guys for the really long delay. it won't happen again but I was away or too busy.
uz here is yours. (hope you like halo)


I do Sigs... Want one? I made this one..
^click^.
- Walking on Broken Glass
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-previous sigs-
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-NicNac14
''I shall kill you until you die from it!''
remember kids, If at first you dont succeed, you fail.
do you like pie? if so, copy and paste this into your signiture.
(click sig which was made by Why_Me)
- Yet Another Harshad
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ok.. here we go..

I do Sigs... Want one? I made this one..
^click^.
- Yet Another Harshad
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it was a stock image, so all I did was I contrasted it more than added the text and border (note that the border is very awesome)

I do Sigs... Want one? I made this one..
^click^.
- Walking on Broken Glass
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i would just recommend a more legible font.

-previous sigs-
-GloomP
-NicNac14
-Universe_Zero
-NicNac14
''I shall kill you until you die from it!''
remember kids, If at first you dont succeed, you fail.
do you like pie? if so, copy and paste this into your signiture.
(click sig which was made by Why_Me)
- Yet Another Harshad
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I do Sigs... Want one? I made this one..
^click^.
- Yet Another Harshad
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I just got about 5 new brush sets and 30 new fonts (my 3monthly update for brushes)!!
if anybody wants a sig or anything it should be now (or later)!!!
›Naczz™‹

I do Sigs... Want one? I made this one..
^click^.
- Subterranean Engineer
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Ahaha. Hehe. Brushes.NicNac14 wrote:Woohoo!!
I just got about 5 new brush sets and 30 new fonts (my 3monthly update for brushes)!!
You should try fading the border on Delta_Inferno's one. Only then will it be very awesome.
Do you use Potato, or are you one of those paint.netters? :D
- Yet Another Harshad
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I do Sigs... Want one? I made this one..
^click^.
- Subterranean Engineer
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Fantastic. Go look up some tutorials or ask one of the other photoshoppers on the site for tips. Don't rely only on brushes and pasted in renders.NicNac14 wrote:photoshopping is my style!
The main things you need to work on are colors and actually doing something to the render/stock.
Apart from that, you have enormous potential.
- Yet Another Harshad
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See, my dad is a professional photographer and is extremely good at making a picture look stunning for newspapers and albums but he isn't too good at rendering and editing and all that fancy stuff us sig makers do.
here is a link to my dads website= http://www.maydaypress.com/
I take pictures too. so I do know how to use photoshop like a pro photographer does but I am not too skilled, yet I don't suck, at the signature making process.
thanks.
/me runs off to google shit.

I do Sigs... Want one? I made this one..
^click^.
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- Yet Another Harshad
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I do Sigs... Want one? I made this one..
^click^.
- Subterranean Engineer
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I prefer to ask for permission when using DA. You can also use StockXchange and sxc.hu.GTM wrote:Why not deviantart to find stocks; it's a lot more effective. I'm assuming no-one would mind/care about copyright?
- Antonio Banderas
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NicNac14 wrote:thanks. I am not a noob at this. some of these stocks never need brushing up on. but you are right I do need a little help.
See, my dad is a professional photographer and is extremely good at making a picture look stunning for newspapers and albums but he isn't too good at rendering and editing and all that fancy stuff us sig makers do.
here is a link to my dads website= http://www.maydaypress.com/
I take pictures too. so I do know how to use photoshop like a pro photographer does but I am not too skilled, yet I don't suck, at the signature making process.
thanks.
/me runs off to google shit.
Woow, nice photos over there. Really nice photos.

- Yet Another Harshad
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anyways!! I am bored! I need to make a sig!!!

I do Sigs... Want one? I made this one..
^click^.
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- Yet Another Harshad
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here you go.



I do Sigs... Want one? I made this one..
^click^.
- Antonio Banderas
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Thanks! =P

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