A Day In The Life Of The Metanet Community

Play messageboard games, do silly question-and-answer things, and just waste some time with your fellow forum-goers. Post count does not accumulate. No pie allowed.
Why Was Six Afraid of Seven? Because...
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Postby 999_Springs » 2009.04.06 (16:59)

Suppose that just for one day everyone in the community got together in the same (obviously very large) place with no-one else around. The point of this thread is to break down the day into minutes which detail something that would go on during that time. Each successive post adds one minute to the day.

What I mean is something like this.

00:00 blue_tetris chases 29403 down a long corridor on finding out that he's last in RTaB.
00:01 Tunco123 goes to the bathroom.
00:02 Unreality announces that he's integrated mods into Ned, starting with changing gravity strength.
00:03 kkstrong is the first to grab a computer and load up N, in order to mess with the gravity mod.
00:04 kkstrong accidentally presses the button to reverse gravity direction.
00:05 Unreality realises what he's done and tries to undo it while the computer and all the forum members slowly drift towards the ceiling.
00:06 Unreality returns gravity to normal (CLUNK!) and starts to try to strangle kkstrong Homer Simpson-style but can't find him.
00:07 Tunco123 returns from the bathroom and complains that the water in the toilet was moving in a strange way (i.e. upwards) when he was in the bathroom. "What happened?" he says. Nobody says anything.
etc.
The rules:

No time travel; no killing forum members; no double posting; no non-forum members can enter the place.

Achievements:

Completed N and NReality.
106 N v1.4 highscores.
I used to maintain 1000 NReality Level Top20 Highscores - Ranked 0th
Former Owner of Episode 169, way back when.
I've taken 10 Metanet 0ths. 6 of them lasted <2 days. I don't have any of them anymore. >:(
Third Place in BLUR 4 highscore.
Not highscoring anymore until v2.

EddyMataGallos is an alien.


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Postby 29403 » 2009.04.06 (17:10)

00:08: 29403 is slacking and there are riots outside his place, about RTaB.
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Postby Izzy » 2009.04.06 (17:29)

00:09 Izzy makes a sandwiches and shares with anybody that cares to have one.
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Postby 29403 » 2009.04.06 (17:31)

00:10: 29403 has a nice bruschetta prepared by the one and only Zyzi.

Will you edit these into the main post?
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.04.06 (17:45)

00:11 - Donfuy grabs milk and cookies. He eats and drinks, gladly.
Seeing that 29403 is in the room, talking to Izzy, he offers both some cookies (there's no more milk).

I am so kind :D
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Postby Pixon » 2009.04.06 (19:34)

00:12 - PNI finds out that his cat has broken into the bag of Temptations, and he goes to rescue her.
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Why Was Six Afraid of Seven? Because...
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Postby 999_Springs » 2009.04.06 (19:45)

00:13 999_Springs, by chance, finds the room that 29403, Izzy, and Donfuy are in. "Light goes on, light goes off. Light goes on, light goes off. Light goes on, light goes off. Light goes on, light goes off. Light goes on, light goes off. Light goes on, light goes off. Light goes on, light goes off. Light goes on, light goes off. Light goes on, light goes off. Light goes on, light goes off. Light goes on... wait, the fuse has broken." Pause. "Well, serves you right 29403 for stalling the RTaB thread for the 4th time. I know you were in France the whole time because you posted that on another forum, but that's no excuse."
Achievements:

Completed N and NReality.
106 N v1.4 highscores.
I used to maintain 1000 NReality Level Top20 Highscores - Ranked 0th
Former Owner of Episode 169, way back when.
I've taken 10 Metanet 0ths. 6 of them lasted <2 days. I don't have any of them anymore. >:(
Third Place in BLUR 4 highscore.
Not highscoring anymore until v2.

EddyMataGallos is an alien.


dreams slip through our fingers like hott slut sexxx
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Postby Tunco » 2009.04.06 (19:54)

00:14 opens up computer, starts to play N,and apparently suddenly he needs to go bathroom *again*so bad and he pauses the game at episode 199-4 when he is nearly going to finish the level.When he goes to bathroom somebody comes and kills the Ninja and deletes all his sol file while he is in the bathroom.Since then he is searching who did it.
Last edited by 29403 on 2009.04.06 (20:00), edited 1 time in total.
Reason: Wrong Time.
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Postby 29403 » 2009.04.06 (20:00)

00:15: 29403 has an evil grin on his face.

999, will you edit these times onto the main post?
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Postby Pixon » 2009.04.06 (20:03)

00:16 PNI returns from rescuing cat.
00:17 PNI tricks Tsukatu into eating fries soaked in
ketchup

SUICIDAL HOT SAUCE WOOO

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Postby MattKestrel » 2009.04.06 (21:24)

00:18: Evil_Sire returns to NUMA for a good send off, sweating out obscenities over the first map he can find and then leaving in a hush. Except it really happened

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Postby Erik-Player » 2009.04.06 (21:57)

00:19: Erik-Player goes in the crowd to find GTM and Riobe to meet them. I then do some push-ups.
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Postby aids » 2009.04.07 (00:05)

00:20 Life247 arrives to find all the people in the room are zombies. Aoaoaoeuueuuyy!
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.04.07 (00:11)

00:21 - Life247 awakes from the dream, where he was inside the "Resident Evil" game.
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Postby Universezero » 2009.04.07 (06:00)

00:22 - Universezero enters the room and goes to meet some of the forum admins.
00:23 - After quickly getting rejected, Uz slowly walks around, trying to see if Sendy, Crissy or Kayix are there.
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Postby 29403 » 2009.04.07 (07:24)

00:24: 29403 disturbs Erik Player's press ups.
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Postby MattKestrel » 2009.04.07 (08:47)

00:25 GTM wakes up groggily and continues to trawl the forums for signs of life -_-
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Postby Universezero » 2009.04.07 (08:57)

00:26 - Universezero tries to organise an official start, as most of the people are here. The champagne is opened, and the games begin.
00:27 - Universezero gets a tail pinned to his ass.
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Postby Kablamo » 2009.04.07 (09:49)

00:28 Kablamo arrives at the house, and asks if any girls are inside
00:29 29403 makes joke about PNI being a girl and everyone laughes calling him PMS
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Postby otters~1 » 2009.04.07 (15:25)

00:30 I arrive.
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Why Was Six Afraid of Seven? Because...
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Postby 999_Springs » 2009.04.07 (16:45)

00:31 Without looking where he's going, flagmyidol accidentally walks into a launchpad which throws him back the way he came.
999, will you edit these times onto the main post?
No, because I don't think that the slow passage of time, minute by minute, would be best represented by one long post which people can read all in one go.
Achievements:

Completed N and NReality.
106 N v1.4 highscores.
I used to maintain 1000 NReality Level Top20 Highscores - Ranked 0th
Former Owner of Episode 169, way back when.
I've taken 10 Metanet 0ths. 6 of them lasted <2 days. I don't have any of them anymore. >:(
Third Place in BLUR 4 highscore.
Not highscoring anymore until v2.

EddyMataGallos is an alien.


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Postby Pixon » 2009.04.07 (20:13)

00:32 Tsukatu stops beating PNI with a club, because his tongue is now feeling less on-fire.
00:33 PNI accepts ride from gloomp to hospital.
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Signatures supplied by the following: NicNac14, Tsukatu, aphex_n, Nphasis, pinkymyno1, UniverseZero, gloomp, sidke, 29403, AMomentLikeThis, Chase, Red Reamer, Izzy, MyCheezKilledYours, Techno, Donfuy juice, southpaw, IAMAMAZING, SkyRay, Skyline, Why_Me, jackass, Leaff, esay, Daikenkai, Kablamo_Boom, wumbla, Izzy, toasters, Octopod Squad, behappyy, notsteve, Shadowraith, GTM, Animator, kkstrong, TearsOfTheSaints, Spawn of Yanni, nnn, Furry Ant, ampburner, fawk. Thanks.
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Postby Tunco » 2009.04.07 (22:12)

00:34 Tunco can't find who deleted his sol file,and with anger he goes to kitchen and gets himself a coffee.
00:35 Tunco suddenly realizes he don't want coffe but he alredy have a coffee.So he asks "Who Wants Coffee?"to everybody in kitchen.
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Postby Rikaninja » 2009.04.08 (00:27)

00:36 Rikaninja arrives and after getting the coffee from Tunco123 he dips is on Tunco's head who got really angry and strangled Rikaninja.
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Postby Erik-Player » 2009.04.08 (02:13)

29403 wrote:00:24: 29403 disturbs Erik Player's press ups.
00:37 - I say hi to 29403. I then start talking about school.
00:38 - 29403 walks away in boredom.

Edit: 29403, it's *push* - ups. ;)
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