i'm a tree made out of computers and i got married to a gay

http://nmaps.net/user/scythe33 · Postby **scythe** » 2009.04.19 (19:44)

http://nmaps.net/user/rennaT · Postby **Tanner** » 2009.04.19 (20:55)

I laughed a little.

Postby **SlappyMcGee** » 2009.04.19 (21:10)

My girlfriend watches this little kid which this video is a response to. She says that it's mean that everyone on YouTube calls him a fag. This was probably more productive.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Studebacher Hoch** » 2009.04.19 (21:57)

This guy is awesome. If you go into the related videos, one is just a 3 minute shot of a shirt with Norma Jean on it entitled Norma Jean - THE SHIRT.

SlappyMcGee wrote:My girlfriend watches this little kid which this video is a response to. She says that it's mean that everyone on YouTube calls him a fag. This was probably more productive.

To be perfectly fair to the YouTube commenting community, he is.

Facebook! · Postby **jean-luc** » 2009.04.19 (23:19)

I'm not sure what the best part of the video is. The fact that he talks at an almost perfectly related pace for the entire video; the way he never looks at the camera, instead staring idly off to one side without any sign of actual perception; or the his continuous use of the gramatically laughable phrase "I got married to a gay."
Also, the slow accelerating fan (sounds like he used a laptop) gives the video an oddly action-ey feeling for me.

And, of course, his logic is infallible. if people get married to a gay, one of them will turn in to a woman.

Edit:

I was really bored.

Okay, so I just watched you video, and gay marriage just got legalized in vermont and that's where I live so I thought I'd post a response because gay marriage is legal and I'm gay and I'm going to marry a gay.
And you say in your video that gay marriage is unnatural but I don't think you really know anything about what's natural because you live inside of a house and I saw pictures of you inside of your room but I live outside in nature and the outdoors and you don't know what it is anyting to be about natural because you eat food from the store, and I eat food that I killed with a rock, and I'm a vegetarian and I eat plants but I kill all the food that I eat with a rock, and I kill plants with a rock, and I make a computer that's made out of wood, and I work on a computer that's made out of wood, your computer's made out of technology so you shouldn't say anything about what it is to be natural because you don't anything about what it is to be natural and I live in vermont and I use a computer that is made out of wood and rocks.
I eat computers that are made out of wood and rocks and I eat plants that are made out of computers and you don't know anything about what it is to be natural and you should get married to a gay because I'm going to get married to a gay and if you got garried to a may then you would learn anything about what it is to be natural. So if you want to learn anything about what it is to be natural then you should go to the store and buy wood that is made out of rocks and you should build a computer that's trees and then you would know anything about what it is to be natural, and I don't know anything about what it is to be natural because I'm not gay and I got married to a gay.
If you get married to a gay then you won't be gay anymore because gays get married and then become straight because they are married to eachother and marriage is between a man and a woman so one of them is going to turn in to a woman or a man for either a woman or a man what neither were they already and then they're going to get married to a gay.
So if you don't get married to a gay then you won't know anything about what it is to be natural and I'm going to get married to the gay natural and I'm going to be made out of wood and be the gatural and the nay. And if you're going to get married to the gay and the natural [unintelligible]

http://nmaps.net/user/BionicCryonic · Postby **Yoshimo** » 2009.04.19 (23:24)

I eat computers that are made out of wood and rocks.

Haha.

http://nmaps.net/user/yungerkid · Postby **yungerkid** » 2009.04.20 (00:46)

garried to a may

i laughed a lot at this, even though i think it is probably fake.

http://nmaps.net/user/astheoceansblue · Postby **a happy song** » 2009.04.20 (01:07)

yungerkid wrote:
garried to a may
i laughed a lot at this, even though i think it is probably fake.

A fake what?

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Studebacher Hoch** » 2009.04.20 (01:15)

atob wrote:
yungerkid wrote:
garried to a may
i laughed a lot at this, even though i think it is probably fake.
A fake what?

Spoonerism. I know, from seeing many Spoons in my time.

http://nmaps.net/user/yungerkid · Postby **yungerkid** » 2009.04.20 (04:55)

well, a fake video. something that he created just to be funny. err...in other words, i think it was a joke. he didn't actually believe in what he was saying.

http://nmaps.net/user/rennaT · Postby **Tanner** » 2009.04.20 (12:03)

yungerkid wrote:well, a fake video. something that he created just to be funny. err...in other words, i think it was a joke. he didn't actually believe in what he was saying.

I eat computers that are made out of wood and rocks and I eat plants that are made out of computers and you don't know anything about what it is to be natural and you should get married to a gay because I'm going to get married to a gay and if you got garried to a may then you would learn anything about what it is to be natural.

I think you've had your serious face on a little too long, yungerkid. It may have frozen that way.

http://nmaps.net/user/astheoceansblue · Postby **a happy song** » 2009.04.20 (13:42)

rennaT wrote: I think you've had your serious face on a little too long, yungerkid. It may have frozen that way.

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