Haikus

http://nmaps.net/user/MyCheezKilledYours · Postby **Cheez** » 2009.05.03 (17:25)

Go monge some cheese, dude
You might write better haikus
No one knows... for sure.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Seneschal · Postby **Seneschal** » 2009.05.03 (18:24)

MyCheezKilledYours wrote:Go monge some cheese, dude
You might write better haikus
No one knows... for sure.

You spelled "monger" wrong;
But since your name is cheese-themed
I can forgive that.

http://nmaps.net/user/MyCheezKilledYours · Postby **Cheez** » 2009.05.03 (18:53)

I was referring
To the action of "monging"
Do you get it now?

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Seneschal · Postby **Seneschal** » 2009.05.03 (19:58)

MyCheezKilledYours wrote:I was referring
To the action of "monging"
Do you get it now?

And monging means...what?
I haven't seen it before
Please enlighten me.

http://nmaps.net/user/MyCheezKilledYours · Postby **Cheez** » 2009.05.03 (20:08)

"Monging" means "eating"
Or so I have been informed
Are you enlightened?

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Seneschal · Postby **Seneschal** » 2009.05.03 (22:03)

MyCheezKilledYours wrote:"Monging" means "eating"
Or so I have been informed
Are you enlightened?

Ah, that's a relief.
I am indeed enlightened.
Gratifications.

http://nmaps.net/user/MyCheezKilledYours · Postby **Cheez** » 2009.05.03 (22:12)

You may rest with ease
Now that you are enlightened
Thanks for gratitude.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Aidiera · Postby **aids** » 2009.05.03 (23:10)

Enough with the cheese.
Let's move on to the haikus
Written about elves.

http://nmaps.net/user/MyCheezKilledYours · Postby **Cheez** » 2009.05.03 (23:26)

Tiny people, elves
Do they really help Santa
Would you inform me?

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **handofgod** » 2009.05.04 (00:17)

elves in foreclosure,
they now have to live in trees
poor Santa, bankrupt!

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Seneschal · Postby **Seneschal** » 2009.05.04 (07:57)

handofgod wrote:elves in foreclosure,
they now have to live in trees
poor Santa, bankrupt!

Poor old Santa Claus;
Victim of the recession.
No more presents, folks!

Postby **Mae** » 2009.05.04 (12:38)

cheesemonger wrote:Poor old Santa Claus;
Victim of the recession.
No more presents, folks!

Well that's a pity.
I was looking forward to
Some shiny new toys.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **handofgod** » 2009.05.05 (01:39)

or a new puppy!
or a pet alligator!
or my two front teeth!

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Aidiera · Postby **aids** » 2009.05.05 (03:13)

Not that type of elf.
I was thinking Legolas
From Lord of the Rings.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **handofgod** » 2009.05.06 (02:50)

legolas and toys?
you might be thinking of dwarfs,
or maybe a wizard...

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Aidiera · Postby **aids** » 2009.05.06 (07:10)

What are you, insane?
Legolas is not a dwarf
But your mother is.

Postby **Mae** » 2009.05.06 (14:24)

I will take offence
On behalf of handofgod.
So **** you, **** ****

http://nmaps.net/user/MyCheezKilledYours · Postby **Cheez** » 2009.05.06 (21:39)

Mae got censored, heh
Don't swear next time, okey doke?
Keep your mouth clean, please.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **handofgod** » 2009.05.07 (03:20)

is your mom a dwarf?
she'll have a hard time washing
your mouth out with soap.

Postby **Mae** » 2009.05.07 (04:34)

My mother's no dwarf.
But keep the soap away, please.
The thought makes me cringe.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Aidiera · Postby **aids** » 2009.05.07 (05:41)

What dwarf uses soap?
Bleach is where it's at these days
Unless you're Gimli.

http://nmaps.net/user/MyCheezKilledYours · Postby **Cheez** » 2009.05.07 (20:18)

Life247
Really likes Lord of the Rings
That is a fact, yo.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Aidiera · Postby **aids** » 2009.05.07 (23:53)

What gave it away?
Just kidding; I'd rather watch
Harry Potter six.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **handofgod** » 2009.05.08 (00:49)

what about twilight?
does that tickle your fancy?
girls and shiny vampires?

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Aidiera · Postby **aids** » 2009.05.08 (00:53)

No, not that movie.
I would rather coat myself
In some fire ants.

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