Atheist Bumper Stickers

[Nexx]

Awww, nobody liked "I don't need to be threatened with hell to be moral." That one's good!!

And of course the bigoted asshole one, though I'd say that's too inappropriate for a bumper sticker.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

I was so excited to put 'em on and start cutting off elderly conservatives with these bad boys that I forgot to post a picture:

I do really regret not getting the "I was an atheist before being an atheist was cool."
I'm thinking about getting it to put on my laptop.

[Twistkill]

I personally don't like any bumper stickers, they detract from the natural beauty of vehicles.

Fuzzy dice, however, are awesome.

[bobaganuesh_2]

Jesus, please protect me from your followers.

[Adoniseppi]

I actually have a shirt that says, "Proud member of America's most distrusted minority." (obviously referring to atheists)

[natrues peril]

how about
"the bible is the best selling fiction book thanks to you"
somthing like that

[spoof]

I like "my goddess gave birth to your god" . i thought it came from a song, but the saying is out there hahah.

[scythe]

I actually have a shirt that says, "Proud member of America's most distrusted minority." (obviously referring to atheists)

I thought that was schizophrenics.
I wouldn't trust them and neither would the voices in my head.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

Dudes...
A) It's a poll; pick from the ones available if you don't have a link to one you'd suggest instead.
B) This has already been resolved. I posted a picture of my bumper and everything. Four stickers is overkill as it is.

[Tanner]

I approve. Very nice.

[braveSaintSaturn]

i got here too late. i was gunna say, "u shouldnt smoke," but this topic was already resolved :P

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

i got here too late. i was gunna say, "u shouldnt smoke," but this topic was already resolved :P

Wow, way to be late by, like, a year and a half.

[Tunco]

1st, 2nd, 7th and 16th.

And

"I do believe in science."

Awesome.

[Spawn of Yanni]

So, I'm wondering if you people are gonna stop friggin' suggesting what he should put on his bumper any time soon.

[Fraxtil]

The first one is nice. I'd even put it on my own bumper (I'm Christian).

[Ad]

Screw the bumper stickers, your car is fitttttt.

[Flycatcher]

"I believe in science."

I'm assuming being an atheist isn't your entire personality, so pick some other topics.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

I'm assuming being an atheist isn't your entire personality, so pick some other topics.

No, that's pretty much all there is to it. If I'm at a party and no one is talking about religion, I sort of stand around awkardly waiting for the subject to come up. If it doesn't, then I try to relate something someone said to religion and launch into a sort of endless monologue. Usually everyone leaves except for the person I'm making eye contact with, so I usually back him into a corner and hold him hostage there with my ranting.
Then I go home a drink a lot.

[otters]

I'm assuming being an atheist isn't your entire personality, so pick some other topics.

No, that's pretty much all there is to it. If I'm at a party and no one is talking about religion, I sort of stand around awkardly waiting for the subject to come up. If it doesn't, then I try to relate something someone said to religion and launch into a sort of endless monologue. Usually everyone leaves except for the person I'm making eye contact with, so I usually back him into a corner and hold him hostage there with my ranting.
Then I go home a drink a lot.

That's how I've always pictured you, really.

[Zephyr]

I'm too late, but I liked the FSM logo. Nice car, I also agree with Twistkill but at the the same time think that they are some great bumper stickers.
Now I need to get around to memorizing them all.