Corrupt a Wish

[fishsicles]

Fish immediately develop the ability to fly...
but only because the force of gravity has ceased to exist, and the ocean and atmosphere are drifting into space, never to return.

I wish I could transmute matter.

[Pikman]

Granted, but you become unable to eat, drink, or take in fluid because it turns into silver when it hits your skin.

I wish no one could corrupt this wish.

[fishsicles]

Granted, but as I am now corrupting the wish that I cannot both grant and corrupt, it creates a logical fallacy capable of ripping a hole in the universe.

I wish it were any more fun for me to do this.

[Seneschal]

Wish granted.
But it becomes such fun that you become addicted to this topic. You spend 3 days straight posting on this topic before you die of dehydration (you forgot to eat, drink or sleep while posting). Your relatives have to prise your still-typing fingers away from the keys. It is rumoured that the sound of your fingers tapping against the coffin lid can be heard from people standing next to your grave.

I wish the next poster was fishsicles.
Hah!

[boonie92]

wish granted, but due to your lack of skill in the art of making sense your intended wish backfires and somehow hits fishicles in the nose causing a 67kg tumour to grow which eventually consumes his whole body and is consequently dead.

i wish that the lightbulb in the middle of the sun extinguished and was replaced by a glow stick.

[Donfuy]

Granted, but then you realize you don't want to see everything in fluorescent greens, and you go and substitute by a lightbulb again, yourself.
You die.

I wish I could play RACE07.

[Slayr]

granted but you always lose

i wish paris hilton was dead

[Drathmoore]

No! Don't Wish for that! Now it's corrupted! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!

I wish for a wish.

[Alex777]

GRANTED, Your wish is that you were a girl and you get kidnapped never to be seen again.

I Wish to be the ruler of the universe.

[Drathmoore]

Okay. If you want to be a very, very long piece of wood...

I wish to retract my wish.

[Pixon]

Granted, you get pie.

I wish I didn't have to go to my cottage.

[Drathmoore]

Granted; You get hit by a car on the way over there.

I wish for something to do.

[Neil_Bryan]

You get to do something --- sit.
Yes, you are doing something!

I wish I didn't wish for wishing that I didn't wish.

[Rhekatou]

Granted: you get a pink lamborghini.
Whoops, excuse my spelling.

I wish for a good spell-checker in the forums.

[Drathmoore]

Grened. Teh Spoll-chucker iss perfceyt.

Iwsh fro a bda spel-chucker (an two sutp mlking tis joka).

[29403]

Not given since you can't spell it right.

I wish for an that the poems we do in English aren't about mothers and daughters.

[pinballwizard96]

You are now studying & writing poems about aunts and nieces.

I wish that the number pi was rational & had a definite ending point.

[Rhekatou]

Not given since you can't spell it right.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT!


Granted; the end is just a few years away.

I wish for another wish and for each of those wishes I wish another wish.

[pinballwizard96]

Granted; the end is just a few years away.

Please enlighten me on the relationship between time and pi.
-----
You now have an infinite amount of wishes that all expired yesterday.

I wish for a good idea.

[Rhekatou]

Is that even possible, coming from you? <3
Granted, but then suddenly taken back and given to someone who needs it.


I wish for a laptop.

[ChaoStar]

The laptop is in fact a high-powered bomb. You die.


I wish for death.

[Vyacheslav]

Granted, but you are resurrected.

I wish for that you will remember when you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you.

[ChaoStar]

Everyone remembers, but who are you?

I wish for water.

[Rhekatou]

Granted, but it's 99.99% cyanide.


I wish for world peace.

[DarkN]

Granted, but then we get attacked by aliens.
I wish I had a private warp-capable starship with infinite consumables. And Halo. On second thought, I just wish for Halo.