Slappy and I had a conversation and, through the subsequent curiosity, I've composed a list:
Quis custodiet ipsos custopdes. For the voyeurs, as a way to remind them that the audience is sometimes a show in itself, the Patrons the Players, and the sexual experiences of the perverse loner a form of entertainment for some greater and more deviant watchman.
Caveat emptor. For purchased love. Say this sweetly to a prostitute and she'll (pretend to) melt in your hands, but say it too as a reminder to yourself that the results of said $50 relationship may leave you with less than you bargained for.
Habeas corpus. For use in a courtroom sexual scenario or if the person you're boning is a judge, jurist, or lawyer. It's clearly a legal term, but the underlying meaning of "you'll have the body" is good lubricant for the grand sexual acts to follow. Mens rea is also good in a similar situation, usually when you want to imply the naughtiness of your beau.
Magna cum laude. Hilarious, in and of itself. Works best at, after, or before a graduation or when any sort of academic-themed roleplay takes place. Its meaning isn't necessary here, just the hilarity of the words themselves.
Pro bono. For the public good! And also because it sounds like boner.
Quid pro quo. One thing for another. Maybe a sweet sense of belonging? It could come off as a desirable sentiment and it sounds musical in itself.
Semper fidelis. For military-themed sexual misconducts, maybe while in some saucy uniforms. Its underlying meaning can also leave the chick wondering about future experiences and the possiblity of a "relationship" where, hopefully, none exist.
Tempus fugit. Time flies, especially when you're having fun. "I can't wait any longer, babe" is categorically covered with this smooth phrase.
Veni, vidi, vici. The classic: I came, I saw, I conquered. Perhaps best reordered as "Vidi, vici, veni."
Latin Phrases to Use While Making Love.
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- Demon Fisherman
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- Depressing
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Wow, great list Dave. I'll have to remember these for after my balls drop.
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I endorse this list and retain sole rights in its creation. David, on the other hand, compiled it nicely, so many thanks to himstuff.
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I did nothing and it continues to be Slappy's project.
The Real N Sex on the Xerox Space Pimp Online Super Fluffy Pack 1! Super Fluffy Pack 2! Super Crunchy Pack! Mother Thumping Impossible: 2005 MotY! Time is on My Side: 2006 PMotY! Survival map king! Best humor award! Best satire award! Best voice award! Inadvertently intimidating! Assholier than thou! Gdubs is totally back! WIS 14! Cyberzone creator! Clique creator! Most lines on IRC! Ventrilo moderator and regular! Certified Dungeon Master! Most modest person ever! ENTP! Incorrigible alcoholic! CHA 19! AMERICAN! Least pretentious! Elitist extraordinaire! Liberal libertarian! Incapable of experiencing love! Check Safe! Commodore of the Eldritch Seas! Archmagus of the Eleventh Hall! Sheriff of the Uncharted West! Godfather of the IRC Mafia! Pun enthusiast! Quadster! Challenging Dunbar's number! Wikipedian!Approves of 4th Edition! 1,000 Blank White Cards! radio_free_tetris! Migratory! INT 18! Doesn't know when he's being genuine, therefore cannot form lasting relationships with people! Really into black chicks! Even more into Indian chicks and Blasians! Hates moderators! Loves the C word! Tronster! Thinks we should play more Worms! Always wins iSketch! Owns a Wii! Plays as Pikachu in Smash Bros! Wrote literotica! Wrote anime fanfic! Sorta into Asians! Lived and loved the 80's and 90's! Chattiest sig! Cyberzone ][ creator! Operand of the Greater Space Pimp Continuum! Helped lead the forum move!Wizard Date! Participated in the blue_tetris takeover! Pithiest one-liners! Walkin' on, walkin' on broken glass! Seems to have an invisible touch! Economist! Mario hackster! Owner of the most complex D&D campaign setting! Micromanagerial! FREEDOM is all-American! Slowly distancing! Supports the Democrats! Supports the old GOP! CATO Institute fanboy! Penn and Teller fan! Large, in charge, and on a barge! Heralded by community as genius hero! Proud yet humble recipient of the Mare & Raigan Award for 2008! CON 9! Dave of Nazareth! Communist is annoyed with me! Not half bad at images! F.Y.I. I am a medic! It's a spook house, lame ball. Too bad! Space Pimp II: Rags 2 Bitches! F.Y.I. I am a spy! Entire team is babbies! STR 10! Sorta appreciating scythe and atob again, for new reasons! Played CS:S briefly! Welcome to Nebraska! Do you think you can Live! Heist! Portrayer of the mighty 88 Shells! Joyous proprietor of the future estate of Kablizzy and blue_tetris! It's Batmen all the way up! They brought crystals to a sceince fight; that's a good way to lose your cat! Even SlappyMcGee! I'm about to run out of either primates or sexually transmitted diseases! One-upper! Toaster oven clairvoyant Mythomaniac! That's the Magic of Macy's! Half of Half! Spend all my time making love, all my love making time!
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- "Asked ortsz for a name change"
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You are so awesome. (It needed to be said, again.)
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- Cross-Galactic Train Conducter
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This is a fantastic reference, and being so, it deserves a pin.
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Hmmm, try Veni Vidi Velcro. For use of someone you have tied up.
For randomness!
For randomness!
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- Why Was Six Afraid of Seven? Because...
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How about "Volo omnes dentes tuas in unam magnam rem confundere"?
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- "Asked ortsz for a name change"
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I want all your teeth in one big confusing thing?999_Springs wrote:How about "Volo omnes dentes tuas in unam magnam rem confundere"?
(I was never that good at Latin.)
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Close, but not quite.
It's "I want all your teeth to fuse together into one big thing". Or, a looser translation would be "Shut up".
(I've got my last GCSE Latin exam coming up in <24 hours...)
It's "I want all your teeth to fuse together into one big thing". Or, a looser translation would be "Shut up".
(I've got my last GCSE Latin exam coming up in <24 hours...)
Achievements:
Completed N and NReality.
106 N v1.4 highscores.
I used to maintain 1000 NReality Level Top20 Highscores - Ranked 0th
Former Owner of Episode 169, way back when.
I've taken 10 Metanet 0ths. 6 of them lasted <2 days. I don't have any of them anymore. >:(
Third Place in BLUR 4 highscore.
Not highscoring anymore until v2.
EddyMataGallos is an alien.
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