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I love how you say that this theory could end racism. This theory is incredibly racist. What would a black persons reaction to this be if it were proven?
"Oh I'm so relieved that I'm not actually black. All this time I've actually just been a white guy with an overwhelming amount of freckles."
O_o
"Oh I'm so relieved that I'm not actually black. All this time I've actually just been a white guy with an overwhelming amount of freckles."
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I concur. I'm black (not all the way, mind, but still) and I didn't take this seriously. Why? Because I'm black. Not because I'm white with a fuckton of freckles. Besides, all of the rascist white folks would only have more fodder for there discriminating cannons.wedgie wrote:I love how you say that this theory could end racism. This theory is incredibly racist. What would a black persons reaction to this be if it were proven?
"Oh I'm so relieved that I'm not actually black. All this time I've actually just been a white guy with an overwhelming amount of freckles."
O_o
I'd prefer to think of this in the reverse, since that would make white people think that this is bullshit, and black folks feel smarter. And you know why else?
I'm black.
Yeah.
On a more serious note: I have seen people with freckles on their palms, soles, and lips. and no, my palms aren't white, more of a light brownish color. Furthermore, you still haven't answered the question as to the people who have reddish freckles, such as my mother.

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I don't know why, but I'm starting to get the feeling you're black.Might wrote:I concur. I'm black (not all the way, mind, but still) and I didn't take this seriously. Why? Because I'm black. Not because I'm white with a fuckton of freckles. Besides, all of the rascist white folks would only have more fodder for there discriminating cannons.wedgie wrote:I love how you say that this theory could end racism. This theory is incredibly racist. What would a black persons reaction to this be if it were proven?
"Oh I'm so relieved that I'm not actually black. All this time I've actually just been a white guy with an overwhelming amount of freckles."
O_o
I'd prefer to think of this in the reverse, since that would make white people think that this is bullshit, and black folks feel smarter. And you know why else?
I'm black.
Yeah.
On a more serious note: I have seen people with freckles on their palms, soles, and lips. and no, my palms aren't white, more of a light brownish color. Furthermore, you still haven't answered the question as to the people who have reddish freckles, such as my mother.
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Racism does not discriminate by race, ironically. :OMight wrote:rascist white folks
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SkyPanda wrote:Racism does not discriminate by race, ironically. :OMight wrote:rascist white folks
Sooo what are we debating again? I mean it exists, and it is inevitable for many reasons... are we brainstorming ways to fight it, should we point a couple fingers at others, should we make half-assed jokes towards the subject that basically make no arguments, but are pretty dam amusing to me?
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Spoof, I think your post somehow got corrupted. There's three blank lines below the quote, i'm assuming there's supposed to be some sort of comment or response there. Try editing and resubmitting the post, see if that works.
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Nah, I think the problem is simply that spoof is an idiot.
spoof,
SkyPanda was saying that all races can be racist. Just like white people can discriminate against minorities, minorities have also been known to discriminate against whites, as well as against the other minorities.
spoof,
SkyPanda was saying that all races can be racist. Just like white people can discriminate against minorities, minorities have also been known to discriminate against whites, as well as against the other minorities.
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@Demonz: I can see what he means, and the logic is there, i guess, but yeah, I don't think that that's true. In my book, racism is define by one race acting against another race, physically or otherwise, as I'm pretty sure most other people are too.
@SkyPanda: Sorry, it's just that where i live, I'm one of the only black persons for miles, and everyone is (surprise!) white. So, I guess that that was poor... defining on my part. My apologies.
@SkyPanda: Sorry, it's just that where i live, I'm one of the only black persons for miles, and everyone is (surprise!) white. So, I guess that that was poor... defining on my part. My apologies.

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Repost:
SkyPanda wrote:
Might wrote:
rascist white folks
Racism does not discriminate by race, ironically. :O
End quoting...
Old post:
(Sooo what are we debating again? I mean it exists, and it is inevitable for many reasons... are we brainstorming ways to fight it, should we point a couple fingers at others, should we make half-assed jokes towards the subject that basically make no arguments, but are pretty dam amusing to me?
i like the last idea, its the most productive)
New post: Nope SkyPanda, i understood what you said. as i couple people above this post said, the minority doesnt harm the majority as much with their racism. It helps make my claim in my old post though, that racism is exists and is inevitable.
SkyPanda wrote:
Might wrote:
rascist white folks
Racism does not discriminate by race, ironically. :O
End quoting...
Old post:
(Sooo what are we debating again? I mean it exists, and it is inevitable for many reasons... are we brainstorming ways to fight it, should we point a couple fingers at others, should we make half-assed jokes towards the subject that basically make no arguments, but are pretty dam amusing to me?
i like the last idea, its the most productive)
New post: Nope SkyPanda, i understood what you said. as i couple people above this post said, the minority doesnt harm the majority as much with their racism. It helps make my claim in my old post though, that racism is exists and is inevitable.
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Oh NO! My original theory has gone so off topic. When were we ever talking about skin color or racism!?
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That's amazing. There's not even an element of unfair treatment or judgment by other qualities. It's just "acting against." Brilliant.DemonzLunchBreak wrote:According to the diversity councilor at my school, racism is defined as the majority race acting against the minority.
So if you are, for example, participating in some math contest, then you're expected to drop out if anyone else there is a minority race. If you don't, you're acting against a minority and are therefore being racist.
You should come to him acting appalled that there are white kids on your school's sports teams, since participating in a competitive event entails acting against the interests of the opposing team, on which there are likely members of a minority race.
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That's.. that's unbelievable. That your school actually has something called a 'diversity councilor', and that he doesn't know what racism is. It has nothing to do with minorities or majorities! I suppose he could be referring to the inherent superiority theory, and linking that to population... no I agree completely, he's an idiot.Demonz wrote:According to the diversity councilor at my school, racism is defined as the majority race acting against the minority.
.: Black people can't be racist (in America).
Coincidentally, I think he's an idiot.
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It also means that if, for example, you're Asian, you can go around saying you hate black people, and it's not racist because Asians aren't the majority. Don't ask me what happens if you're mixed race. Perhaps it's half-racist or something. Also, I'm pretty sure there are slightly more females than males in Western countries. Would that mean men cannot be sexist because they're a minority?Tsukatu wrote:That's amazing. There's not even an element of unfair treatment or judgment by other qualities. It's just "acting against." Brilliant.DemonzLunchBreak wrote:According to the diversity councilor at my school, racism is defined as the majority race acting against the minority.
So if you are, for example, participating in some math contest, then you're expected to drop out if anyone else there is a minority race. If you don't, you're acting against a minority and are therefore being racist.
You should come to him acting appalled that there are white kids on your school's sports teams, since participating in a competitive event entails acting against the interests of the opposing team, on which there are likely members of a minority race.
I think your diversity counselor is having difficulty distinguishing between "privileged" and "majority", though I would argue that even members of non-privileged groups may be prejudiced against others, including the privileged group.
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Atilla wrote: ...Don't ask me what happens if you're mixed race...
That got me thinking... I'm of a mixed race, very muddled, so does saying that I hate, say, white people mean I'm racist, even though I'm part white? Hm...
But back to the topic at hand. I think that this theory is, quite simply, a load of bullshit.
I've most likely said this before, in some other way shape or form, but yeah. What're the odds that I would be completely covered in freckles, thereby leading to my delicious mocha brown, coffee colored skin tone? Shouldn't there be spots, or something of that nature, where, I'm, y'know, white? Or something?
Though, I suppose that this thread was all a load of bullshit, seeing as how no thinking person would be stupid enough to believe such idiocy.
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Ummm, my friend has "a large amount of freckles" and also has normal freckles.
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Drink at the freckles water fountain, spotto.Viil wrote:Ummm, my friend has "a large amount of freckles" and also has normal freckles.

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does this mean sunburn is an invasion of red freckles on my skin or wat?
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Oh really? Let me help you clear that up:Sondrigal wrote:Oh NO! My original theory has gone so off topic.
Sondrigal wrote:When were we ever talking about skin color...
Thread Title wrote:Is the world completely white!? New theory.
Sondrigal wrote:...or racism!?
Original Post wrote:This is a break through theory that could end racism!

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What i find hilarious here is that most of the discussion is actually quite serious for such a ridiculous topic :D
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That's the inner troll still thinking he's cool.PALEMOON wrote:What i find hilarious here is that most of the discussion is actually quite serious for such a ridiculous topic :D

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your ridiculious, red freckles are our friends. They help fight contaminations, like sunburn chemicals. Freckles dont come from sunshine, sunshine bounces off freckles, thats how the freckles fight off the dam contaminations. Sooo why are red-headed people pasty-white sometimes? Bam, cause all the freckles on their faces (or the ones chillin right under the surface of the skin) are batting away all the sunshine. It's science..bobaga_fett wrote:does this mean sunburn is an invasion of red freckles on my skin or wat?
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Communist.spoof wrote:your ridiculious, red freckles are our friends.
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