Worst Movies - Discuss

[Pixon]

Discuss the worst movies that you've seen.

I think that the worst movie that I've seen would be the Super Mario Bros. movie. Oh GOD was it awful. The idea for a Mario movie is good, but avoid this one.

[SkyPanda]

That one where the aliens come to earth and ressurect dead people to convince humans that sometime in the future we will destroy ourselves with nuclear weapons, but I can't for the life of me think of the title, i'm sure many people have also seen it.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

That one where the aliens come to earth and ressurect dead people to convince humans that sometime in the future we will destroy ourselves with nuclear weapons, but I can't for the life of me think of the title, i'm sure many people have also seen it.

That'd be Plan Nine From Outer Space.
And the weapon is "solemnite." The idea is that humans have managed to make everything else explode but light, and eventually we'll make a weapon that explodes light that'll make a chain reaction to the Sun and then through the rest of the universe.

Max Payne was also pretty terrible, on par with Ultraviolet.

[rambo5252]

it was that sex-ed movie we watched, way back when lolz

[Zora_S_Kenneth]

Let's see...

300, Cube 2: Hypercube, Volcano, The whole Final Destination Series (In fact, most horror and disaster movies suck even if 300 wasn't a disaster or a horror movie), and american cartoons (all of them).

Not that I watched any cartoons for any length more than two seconds, and that was a record. The average is the time it takes for my eyes to go onto and move away from the screen.

[TribulatioN]

Well "The Eye" with Jessica Alba, didn't live up to it's genre of thriller. But the worst would probably have to be Doomsday. Just horrible.

[LittleViking]

The Cat in the Hat with Mike Myers. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Johnny Depp. Alien 3 might have been an okay sci-fi action movie, but it pissed me off as far as continuity goes. I don't consider it a sequel to Aliens.

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Max Payne was also pretty terrible, on par with Ultraviolet.

I enjoyed Ultraviolet a lot more than the two Matrix sequels. Ultraviolet was pretty awful.

I reckon The Transformers movie is possibly the worst thing I've ever walked out of, though.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

Max Payne was also pretty terrible, on par with Ultraviolet.

I enjoyed Ultraviolet a lot more than the two Matrix sequels. Ultraviolet was pretty awful.

I reckon The Transformers movie is possibly the worst thing I've ever walked out of, though.

[kkstrong]

I severly disliked Wall-E.

[capt_weasle]

Epic Movie. That one French version of Pinocchio. Vantage Point. Most horror movies.

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@suki

I did force myself to sit through the 10-minute cut DvD (aka fast-forward) recently, just to be sure. That graph is spot on.

[jean-luc]

oh, definitely the sex ed film from 6th grade with the theme song "There's a new face in the mirror."

I like the scene where the main character gets an erection during the school picture and everyone laughs at him and his reputation is forever tarnished.

[blue_tetris]

I lost a date on Ultraviolet.

[smartalco]

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory with Johnny Depp.

I can't help laughing at that movie because I imagine Willy Wonka in Jack Sparrow clothes (Johnny Depp being the common element)

[fingersonthefrets]

jumpers gotta be in it


I CAN'T GET SPOILERS TO WORK SO DON'T READ IF YOU EVER FEEL LIKE WATCHING THIS CRAPPY MOVIE

'i love you but i'm the enemies side but i love you cos i'm your mum so i won't kill you right now i'll give you a 10 minute head start before i come and kill you cos i love you'

[aids]

Red Eye. I wont' waste words on it.

Max Payne was very awful as a movie, but since I never played the game I feel it doesn't apply to me.

Disaster Movie was the worst by far. from it I learned that you can't make a movie funny by making fun of decent movies.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

Has anyone seen those trailers for what I'm going to call That Fucking Chihuahua Movie? The one that looks like it's marketed toward lonely middle-aged women who aspire to be the people their dogs want them to be? The one that was nothing but clearly uncomfortable chihuahuas wearing hats and saying "ay, chihuahua" every other line, in a miserable attempt to take advantage of humor that has been stale for at least a decade now?
That shit scored 41% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Ever since I've discovered this, I've held it as a new standard for terrible movies; I will not see movies that were rated lower than That Fucking Chihuahua Movie.

I severly disliked Wall-E.

You are no longer allowed to voice your opinion on movies.

[PALEMOON]

i thought Ultraviolet was terribad but i watched it anyway

[SkyPanda]

That'd be Plan Nine From Outer Space.

Ah yes, thanks :P


Oh, that transformers graph doesn't factor in Megan Fox :P

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

Oh, that transformers graph doesn't factor in Megan Fox :P

No, it does. That's why the "whiny little cunt" part of the graph is positive at all.

[Pixon]

Has anyone seen those trailers for what I'm going to call That Fucking Chihuahua Movie?

Are you talking about Beverly Hills Chihuahua? The plot sucks.

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I severly disliked Wall-E.

You are no longer allowed to voice your opinion on movies.

Seconded.

Also 'X-Men: The Last Stand' could do with being forgotten about.

Oh, and most things with 'Quirky' in their official synopsis.

[Cerberus]

Alvin and the Chipmunks
Batman & Robin
Final Destination series
High School Musical 1 & 2 (yes I actually sat through both of them)
X-Men: The Last Stand
Resident Evil series
Daredevil
Fantastic Four (Silver Surfer was alright, in my opinion)
American Pie series
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
Shrek 3
Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
Gigli
Norbit
Kangaroo Jack
Christmas With The Kranks
Deck The Halls
Ghost Rider

I've seen more, but I don't feel like listing more. I am ashamed.

[Hendor]

The Happening.

The premise makes no sense, the plot makes no sense; the acting is really bad at best and there are places were a scene was obviously cut, leaving all these unexplained things. M. Night Shyamalan should just stop making movies. Everything's been going steadily downhill for him after Sixth Sense.