Is the world completely white!? New theory.

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Postby Adoniseppi » 2009.07.23 (01:58)

Good joke. I've never seen people with half of their skin black and half of their skin white, randomly scattered by little dots. Also, if you've seen how kids with lots of freckles get made fun of, you'd know this wouldn't end racism, and possibly increase it.
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Postby bobaganuesh_2 » 2009.07.23 (04:20)

spoof wrote:
bobaga_fett wrote:does this mean sunburn is an invasion of red freckles on my skin or wat?
your ridiculious, red freckles are our friends. They help fight contaminations, like sunburn chemicals. Freckles dont come from sunshine, sunshine bounces off freckles, thats how the freckles fight off the dam contaminations. Sooo why are red-headed people pasty-white sometimes? Bam, cause all the freckles on their faces (or the ones chillin right under the surface of the skin) are batting away all the sunshine. It's science..
freckles or none, I still got sunburn at work today. the freckles choose not to interfere while I got raped by ultraviolet light. what gives?

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Postby spoof » 2009.07.23 (22:16)

bobaga_fett wrote:
spoof wrote:
bobaga_fett wrote:does this mean sunburn is an invasion of red freckles on my skin or wat?
your ridiculious, red freckles are our friends. They help fight contaminations, like sunburn chemicals. Freckles dont come from sunshine, sunshine bounces off freckles, thats how the freckles fight off the dam contaminations. Sooo why are red-headed people pasty-white sometimes? Bam, cause all the freckles on their faces (or the ones chillin right under the surface of the skin) are batting away all the sunshine. It's science..
freckles or none, I still got sunburn at work today. the freckles choose not to interfere while I got raped by ultraviolet light. what gives?
try flexing them, you probably havent been working them hard enough. to avoid getting raped, try to stay in well lit areas as well. sunshine may be ultra violent, but thats not excuse to say its all the sunshines fault, you gotta be smart with this kind of stuff...

ummm anyway, did i end racism yet?
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Postby Sondrigal » 2009.07.24 (01:53)

I thinks the only reason the this is still going is the lack of a better debate.

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Postby capt_weasle » 2009.07.24 (20:18)

Better debate? I don't think there is anything to debate here, honestly. I'm not sure there are any merits to your theory, or any way it would be proved.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2009.07.26 (21:05)

capt_weasle wrote:Better debate? I don't think there is anything to debate here, honestly. I'm not sure there are any merits to your theory, or any way it would be proved.
proof missing!!!!?!?!? check the facts there are blacks LOL
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Postby blue_tetris » 2009.07.27 (17:37)

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Postby Yoshimo » 2009.07.27 (18:10)

Atilla wrote:
spoof wrote:your ridiculious, red freckles are our friends.
Communist.
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Postby McP » 2009.08.09 (00:29)

this thread is as funny as aids
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