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Postby Adoniseppi » 2009.07.27 (11:22)

News in New Mexico:

1. Young girl killed by drunk driver.
2. Four killed in car crash, all were drunk.
3. Drunk driver killed after running into telephone pole.
4. Driver responsible for five car crash was drunk.
5. Drunk driver drives off bridge, onto road below.

And that's a typical day in New Mexico.
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Postby Pixon » 2009.07.27 (11:43)

News for Ottawa, Canadia:

1: CHEO nurse hooked on humanitarian work
2: Heavy rains push Carp River above banks
3: ‘Sixth cyclist’ picks up torch for 5 friends injured in crash
4: 44% of Ontarians believe McGuinty should be re-elected, poll finds
5: Via Rail trains on tracks, ready to go

Yeah, it's pretty boring up here.
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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.07.29 (22:14)

Inspired wrote:“Boy hit by police car dies.”
Small world.

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Postby origami_alligator » 2009.07.30 (02:46)

News in Kansas:
*I believe this was a call to the local police in the last couple days. It has been paraphrased.*

Caller: "I just saw two men break into a house."
Police: "Were they white, black or hispanic?"

Gotta love the heart of America.
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Postby squibbles » 2009.07.30 (02:54)

Dollar slightly higher at noon
Rape-accused stripper: It was just a joke
Pregnant woman assaulted on train
Shares higher despite resources drag
Building approvals signal 'recovery near'
Ovarian cancer test gets approval
1.45m watch last Chaser show
ANZ's Eslake to join new think tank

Yes. The top story is "Doller Slightly Higher at noon". Bloody Australia. :|
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Postby bobaganuesh_2 » 2009.07.30 (04:19)

Pixon wrote:5: Via Rail trains on tracks, ready to go
that's a pretty big deal. to sum up news for the Peg:

1. more freakin road construction that'll only detriment the city's current crappy infrastructure
2. another homicide in North End
3. Teacher's body found in Minaki Lake (this teacher taught at my school)
4. our football team sucks donkey dong
5. Art Gallery facelift continues

that's a typical day of news for The Winnipeg Free Press

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Postby maya » 2009.08.01 (05:47)

Well. The big news in England.

1. Sir Bobby Robson dies of cancer, aged 76. (rip)
2. Swine Flu. (still)
3. Someone got murdered.
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Postby mintnut » 2009.08.01 (07:21)

News in Stoke-On-Trent (in the actual order they're reporting them...) :

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Broken escalator taking trade down
Firm's new deal boosts job outlook
Mum's pain over killing of son, 53 in Libya
Thousands of pupils suspended
Anglers under fire for duck's 'horrible death'
Trees felled after complaints
Noisy neighbour has Xbox confiscated
Burglar gets last chance after break-in

Stoke-on-Trent has a population of 260419 people...


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