granted, but then te real life version of the "aim-bot" is invented, consequently you are pwned.
I wish that the music charts aren't horribly generic
Corrupt a Wish
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They become non-generic, but then people start complaining it is not generic enough, and it changes back.
I wish I was holding an apple.
I wish I was holding an apple.
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granted.
but after eating the apple you fall asleep...and wake up in a horse full of 7 pedophiliac dwarves!
but after eating the apple you fall asleep...and wake up in a horse full of 7 pedophiliac dwarves!
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You're going to have to explain how he would wind up in a horse.handofgod wrote:granted.
but after eating the apple you fall asleep...and wake up in a horse full of 7 pedophiliac dwarves!
On second thought, don't.
I wish for a window.
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Kids throw rocks at your window. Poor you =[
I wish I had a cupholder in my car.
I wish I had a cupholder in my car.
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Granted, but as a cup-holder, it naturally doesn't match any cups you use.
I wish for... Hm...
I wish for... Hm...
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You get your Hm..., but when your done Hming, it's gone again.
Puh! xD
I wish I could be an idiot...
Puh! xD
I wish I could be an idiot...
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I can only grant wishes...
I wish for a snake.
I wish for a snake.
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And I can't.
I wish for a tire.
I wish for a tire.
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Wishes that do not make sense do not get granted.
Thank you and have a nice day.
I wish for a tyre.
Thank you and have a nice day.
I wish for a tyre.
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Granted, but it's an american tire.
I wish for a green sweater, that fits me.
I wish for a green sweater, that fits me.
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Granted, but it's made of mould.
I wish for world peace.
I wish for world peace.
\m/
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Granted, but then Russia and the US break it and bring on a nuclear winter.
I wish for no nukes.
I wish for no nukes.
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Granted, but without the MAD (Mutual Assured Destruction) offered by nukes, the world descends into WWIII. (Oh snap.)
I wish for some antimatter in a Penning Trap.
I wish for some antimatter in a Penning Trap.
n: the legacy is now at Season 2, Episode 54. HEY LOOK, A DRAMATIC CUT OFF, also I updated this on time.
Coming Soon eventually
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gratuitous quotes
Do not be that giant treadmill that feeds donuts to the hell troll.
~SlappyMcGee
There really isn't any more I can say other than awesome vine-swinging bunny is awesome.
~Ignate
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT SON. YOU JUST GOT TIZZOLD, SLIPPY MAC ADDICT GEE.
~Ampersand
Clearly we need to run a campaign in schools to educate teens on the many benefits of homosexuality.
~Atilla
Okay guys, please speak up now if you /are/ a paedophile. I promise I won't laugh.
~MattKestrel
By a complete fluke, God created the universe, and all within it.
~Universezero
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penning trap fails
the antimatter destroys the world.
I wish Garry's Mod won't break every time there was an update...
the antimatter destroys the world.
I wish Garry's Mod won't break every time there was an update...
quotes of the old forum
Blue_Tetris: Wait, wait wait. Does this mean I can break the rules to provoke a reaction and not get banned?
...awesome! The next few days are gonna be some fun.
Someguy: Eagles may soar in the sky, but weasels never get sucked right into a jet engine
Steven Colbert: I see patterns where they don't where they don't exist!!!
Mosh: Fishing for fish only works if the fish are hungry. Don't ask the fish why they don't bite. Rather, consider why they aren't biting.
Or simply chuck a grenade in the lake, pick up the dead fish, and call it a day.
capt_weasle: Mare is actually reagan who is really Tsukatu, who is actually just God. And you can't say he isn't because that would mean he doesnt believe in himself. He just has a low self esteem. Poor guy.
Palemoon:thanks, maestro. Now i can stop smearing paste on my face with a broom
Animator:Eat those poor gingerbread men? For shame. Do you know how many widows are in a gingerbread family? Millions. They have been fighting a war with humanity ever since they were made just to survive and live, with no luck! Think of the children, man! Those poor gingerbread children who are orpahns now, because their moms and dads were eaten, AND THEY WILL SHARE THE SAME FATE TOO! It's saddening. Please, go out there and raise money to save this ever-endangered reality of sugar and bread. Please, for the sake of this kind... think of the oven.
Player 1:You may very well be the first person on the planet to have his faced caved in by a fistful of turkey. Congratulations.
Click here to feed me a Rare Candy!
Get your own at Pokeplushies!
Tsukatu Twilight Rant
BELLA parks her car and enters the school.
EDWARD: "Hello, Bella. I am very awkward, and I am a vampire."
Freeze frame: the text "protagonist, and also a vampire" appears, and an arrow pointing from the text to EDWARD blinks a few times.
BELLA: "I am infatuated with you." (she turns to the camera) "I am unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I am infatuated with you, too, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Let's be awkward together." (she turns to the camera) "I am still unaware that Edward is a vampire."
EDWARD: "I completely agree, and I am very clearly a vampire."
(EDWARD does vampirey things.)
BELLA: "Thank you for saving my life."
EDWARD: "No problem, and I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is not human."
EDWARD: "I am a vampire."
BELLA: "Are you a superhero?"
EDWARD: "No, I am a vampire."
BELLA: "What are you then?"
EDWARD: "I am not the good guy; I am the bad guy." (he turns to the camera) "That was a lie. I am very much the good guy." (he turns back to Bella) "Specifically, I am a vampire."
BELLA: (to the camera) "I am beginning to suspect that Edward is a vampire."
JACOB: "Hello, Bella, and I am very clearly a werewolf. Look at my wacky canines."
BELLA: "What do you have against Edward, anyway?"
JACOB: "I am a werewolf."
BELLA: "I am convinced that you are a normal human being."
JACOB: "Everyone in my tribe is a werewolf. I am in my tribe; I am also a werewolf. We are all werewolves."
BELLA: "I have no reason to believe that you are more than human."
And what exactly is Bella's problem? Why does she fall head-over-heels with an anti-social, almost preternaturally awkward, whiny, mascara-wearing emo cunt?
lord_day
I guess the guy who wrote XKCD was right. You can't be too stupid for youtube.
brocerius
When i say 'Abortion is murder' i mean just that; it is the taking of life - in that, from conception, a fetus is as definably life as is a bacteria, a puppy, or Stephen Hawking. This is how i think it differs from contraception, masturbation, and not screwing Dave.
Blue_Tetris quotes (all taken from a topic on abortion)
Eating vegetables instead of meat lowers your sperm count, clearly killing potential children. Vegetarians are murderers.
If a chair comes into my house and I don't want it there, I do everything in my power to remove it. What makes you think you have more rights than a chair when you go into someone else's home unannounced?
If I'm sleeping around without a condom, I'm likely to have a child too. When I wear a condom, I prevent the likely child I would have. Condoms are for murderers. I'm good at picking up dates and getting them into the sack, so if I restrain myself from going clubbing then I am prventing a potential child. Non-socialites are murderers.
GTM
What ever happened to the purpose of Christmas anyway, I thought it was about elves smacking each other over the head with a shovel whilst Santa drank whisky and egged them on.
I give you a laser printer and set it to stun
Tsukatu
Deathconsciousness: "Deism is closer to atheism than theism."
Demonz: "Oh? How's that?"
Deathconsciousness: "Well, deism is the belief that there's a-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Sorry, you were saying?"
Deathconsciousness: "...a being that created the uni-"
Demonz: *grabs airhorn* *FNNNRRRRRRRRTT*
Deathconsciousness: "..."
Demonz: *puts down airhorn* "Please continue."
Deathconsciousness: "Are you going to let me finish this time?"
Demonz: "Given that I had to stop you twice just now in the same sentence, I don't think that's likely."
*Tsukatu wanders in*
Tsukatu: "Anyone seen my airhorn?"
Demonz: "Yeah, it's right here. I needed to borrow it for a sec. I knew you wouldn't mind."
Tsukatu: "Oh, yeah, that's fine. I'm just about to head into the Okay With Gays thread."
Demonz: "Here you go." *hands Tsukatu the airhorn*
Tsukatu: "Thanks." *exits the thread*
Demonz: "Where were we?"
Deathconsciousness: "I was saying how atheists also believe th-"
Demonz: "AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"
Deathconsciousness: (startled) "What was that?"
Demonz: "Sorry, I don't have the airhorn anymore. Do go on."
Deathconsciousness: "..."
*an airhorn sounds in a nearby thread*
deathconsciousness
a lack of belief is still a belief that something in itself is lacking. please dont be arrogant.
demonzlunchbreak
What the jesus balls are you talking about?
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Wish granted, but the people behind it go bankrupt and you are blamed.
I wish there weren't 80 million douches at my school.
I wish there weren't 80 million douches at my school.
Add me on PSN! (steakloft)
Check out my image thread!
Collab me! PM me on the forums or talk to me on the IRC. Ask and I'll most likely accept.
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Granted, but then when you really need a douche, when no condoms are around, you get someone or yourself pregnant ha!
I wish for another puppy!
I wish for another puppy!
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the puppy grows up and kills you
a penny
a penny
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Granted, but you flick it and it lands in a drain.
I wish for an IGLOO
I wish for an IGLOO
Thanks to furry for this awesome sig. He likes birds, he does.
FIRST EVER COMIC STRIP! Using Paint. <3 <CLICK>
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The hot environment of n v1.4 melts your IGLOO
Nv1.5 :D
Nv1.5 :D
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Granted, but Nv1.5 is coded in japanese and doesn't calibrate right with your computer.
I wish for a monkey's paw!
I wish for a monkey's paw!
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The monkey's paw starts a unfortunate turn of events when ends in your family dieing
I wish 4 milk.
I wish 4 milk.
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The milk goes sour.
I wish for a 2cm piece of red string, that cannot be affected in any way.
I wish for a 2cm piece of red string, that cannot be affected in any way.
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The string always was connected to a bomb,and the natural happens
Get it?
A release date for N v1.5
Get it?
A release date for N v1.5
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News just in! Metanet has just been bought by 3d Realms!
I wish for an extra pair of hands.
I wish for an extra pair of hands.
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