What is the most pain you have ever been in?

[Donfuy]

I *almost* went into extreme pain when somebody thought it would be funny to throw up a very large chunk of ice in the air, which narrowly missed my head by inches...

I *almost* hit a guys head with a pointy rock, 7 years ago, when playing a game... where you had to throw rocks at each other. (of course, the point of the game is to hit the other guy, but with little little rocks). I grabbed the thing, and as it was a flat piece of stone, if the other guy didn't lean down to grab another rock and therefore evading the "little" rock, at the speed the thing was going, it would probably open his head, or stick right onto one eye.

[Yoshimo]

Yesterday, I ate a ghost pepper.

Fucking thing raped me.

[McP]

Funny story. Im got really really cross-faded (high and drunk at the same time for you kiddies here) and passed out standing up.

I awoke with a 3 inch by 1 cm gash in the back of my head. I was bleeding like a siv. So my friends took my fucked up ass to the emergency room and i six staples in the back of my head. The 4 shots of painkiller into the wound mixed with the staples counts as the most pain ive ever felt by about 10 times over.

edit: i get the staples out on monday wooo

[Rule]

Landed on my knees on a trampoline once, my back was flung backwards.

Couldn't breath for 30 seconds or so, while my back was getting warmer and warmer until it felt like it was on fire.
After that everything went ice cold. To finally end in a terrible 1 minute of pain. Bad.

Now I don't really do anything special on a trampoline anymore, seriously, I'm afraid of doing so.....

Had to skip training that evening because of it, well, I went but the trainer sent me home :\

[Pixon]

Yesterday, I ate a ghost pepper.

Once told my friend to eat a "green pepper" to see if it was ripe. Of course, it was a jalapeño pepper. So, being the hungry person that he was, he ate the entire fucking thing in one bite, then proceeded to choke on it and then spit it out. Fun times.

[Yoshimo]

Yesterday, I ate a ghost pepper.

Once told my friend to eat a "green pepper" to see if it was ripe. Of course, it was a jalapeño pepper. So, being the hungry person that he was, he ate the entire fucking thing in one bite, then proceeded to choke on it and then spit it out. Fun times.

You have no clue how much hotter a ghost pepper is then a jalapeno pepper. I can easily down a whole jalapeno, and sometimes even eat chili peppers if I'm really stupid, but this thing was 100 times hotter. Just go on wikipedia and look. =/

[scythe]

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[29403]

Yesterday, I ate a ghost pepper.

Once told my friend to eat a "green pepper" to see if it was ripe. Of course, it was a jalapeño pepper. So, being the hungry person that he was, he ate the entire fucking thing in one bite, then proceeded to choke on it and then spit it out. Fun times.

You have no clue how much hotter a ghost pepper is then a jalapeno pepper. I can easily down a whole jalapeno, and sometimes even eat chili peppers if I'm really stupid, but this thing was 100 times hotter. Just go on wikipedia and look. =/

I think BionicCryonic was hallucinating while playing lego, which led to that chili act.

[The_Juggler]

This is kind of gross - but yeah


A couple of years ago I has a sebaceous cyst on my back - it's like a huge pimple that will never come out normally.

It had became a *huge* oblong shaped pocket of infection on my back that was very red and hot. I actually should have went to a doctor about this much sooner because it is dangerous to have this much infection in your body.

Well during my martial arts club we were doing reverse push-ups - that's where you bend over backward and do push ups while facing the ceiling.
During this, the infection on my back burst and began bleeding. I finished out the rest of the class while actively bleeding, then went back to my room to deal with it.


For about an hour I pulled about 8-10 ounces of stinking pus out of this infection along with about a pint of blood. Oh and it was all different colors - yellow, green, and even black.
It was actually pretty dangerous because I was by myself and had lost a large amount of blood.

I was very dizzy from blood loss and I don't think I've ever been in more pain.



But there was that time my right little finger was broken, that hurt pretty bad too.

[Rule]

got rid of it?

EDIT: I thought wasabi was hot....
Can't imagine how hot that stuff is... :O

[Tunco]

I cracked my skull when I was 6.

Blood everywhere. Ew.

[Rule]

Can you remember that?
Or are you told it happened.
Because I can imagine a bit of memory loss :)

[Donfuy]

Can you remember that?
Or are you told it happened.
Because I can imagine a bit of memory loss :)

I remember when my brother crashed into a rock with his head, when coming from school. He felt some pain, and continued his trip. We he got home, he still hadn't noticed that there was a tremendous bleeding on his head. Really tremendous.


How can that relate to the quote? Well, he didn't forgot a thing... so I guess it depends on the head crash.

[Tunco]

Can you remember that?
Or are you told it happened.
Because I can imagine a bit of memory loss :)

No, no, not at all, hopefully. :)

[Sondrigal]

I cut my own dick off, and flew into the sun. Like a boss!

[bobaganuesh_2]

3 years ago I was carrying a hurdle for gym class, but it was very awkward to carry so I settled by puting my feet through the bottom part and holding up the two vertical poles of the top part. It was quite windy that day, and every step I took the bottom part of the hurdle, the part that is usually on the ground, keep hitting the back of my legs, which caused the bar in front of my face to move back and forwards. A strong gust came along just as the bar was moving towards me, and it knocked it right into my teeth. Fortunately, only a corner of the front left tooth was chipped off, and no one was in a real state of panic when they saw me. The only negative condition resulting was that I couldn't eat much of my lunch -- anything crunchy would touch the inside of the tooth (the dentine accroding to Wikipedia) would give me a jolt. I casually called my mom before lunch and had her leave work so I could go to the dentist in the afternoon, and he fixed it up nicely with a filament. Wasn't really all painful, only unexpectant and strange :|

[Rule]

It was quite windy that day, and every step I took the bottom part of the hurdle, the part that is usually on the ground, keep hitting the back of my legs, which caused the bar in front of my face to move back and forwards. A strong gust came along just as the bar was moving towards me, and it knocked it right into my teeth.

That's just amazingly stupid -.-'

[bobaganuesh_2]

it was more of a freak accident that stupidity, trust me

[Radium]

I cut my own dick off, and flew into the sun. Like a boss!

BOMB THE RUSSIANS
PUSSY OUT
I FUCKKKKKKKED A MERMAIDDDDDDD EYEEEYYYYAAYA EYYYYYYYYAYAYAY

oh wait-

shit,

[Rule]

Keep it serious people, or at least try to...

[Torex]

There are two things that I'm thinking of. Two weeks ago, I was at a camp, and we took a field trip to a beach, and we snorkeled. I didn't know we were gonna snorkel, so I hadn't brought a shirt. So I snorkeled, and got a huge sunburn all over my back. That was Friday. Next Wednesday, it was starting to peel. We went back to that beach on Wednesday, and I only had my shirt off when I wasn't snorkeling. Bad idea, because then I got a giant sunburn where the last one had started peeling. Then on Thursday, we went to a beach again. I put a shirt on, and me and some friends were tossing a football around in the water. I got the football, and one of my friends grabbed me by the shoulders(where the giant sunburn was), and tackled me. And it tore the skin where the sunburn was. So that hurt more than anything I can remember, except this one thing.
In first grade, I was at school, on the playground, and I was just standing there. Then some fat kid tackled me and I hit the pavement headfirst, so I had blood running down my face from my forehead, and it hurt like hell.

[yungerkid]

I think Torex' signature, with the "Any way the wind blows" and all, is ironic given the story bobaga posted. Heh.

[Broghan]

The worst pain that I have ever been in was last year. It's no so much physical as mental, but it was so damn annoying and frustrating that the pain it caused was immense. I was playing soccer for my (now old) high school against a whole bunch of regional schools. It was the last game of the day and I was in forward. Nothing was happening at my end, and I was wandering the mid-way line waiting for the ball. Suddenly, my left foot plunged into a hole in the pitch. Being that I was wearing football boots at the time, my ankle was sprained like buggery. I couldn't walk, so I had to finish the game on the bench. Being that it was such a severe injury, I was using a cane for a week or more, and now my left ankle, my stronger kicking ankle is weak and prone to failing. The rob was that I didn't actually injure it playing, I was only walking in a certain direction! The humiliation of not being able to do anything for a week is pain enough for me. I even hate it when I can't go outside because it's too windy! Hobbling around on a cane isn't the most upstanding of looks.

I could also tell you about another pain that I have had that was equal to this one, but this is more tame in terms of detail.

[Rule]

It's the injuries that you could not have prevented that hurt most.
It really does give a better feeling when it's your own fault.
Sucks....

Now I remember another story, I'm a swimmer, so all my competitions take place in a ... you guessed it. :)
Anyways, except from the 50m pool the competition was in, there also was a like 20m pool you could warm up/cool down in.
Otherwise you get serious muscle cramps later on, or at least, you can.....
Anyways, I was done with my last thing and went there to cool down a bit. But since there weren't any holes in the walls they could attach the lines too,
these guys decided to just stuck them in the part where the water goes, preventing it from flooding, forcing the rosters that prevent you from falling into them loosening.
So, I walked to the pool talking with someone else so I didn't notice the rosters were loose as hell.
I stepped into it, and just ripped my leg apart, it wasn't broken, but my skin was completely peeled off.
That wasn't the worst part, because after that, I fell into the pool, filled with chlorine. It burned badly.....
Nauseous and kind of shocked from the sudden fall as I was, I was helped out of the pool and braught to the First Aid.
People were looking at me like holy ****, because water dilutes blood, and so it lookes like there is three times as much blood.
I've got my entire leg taken care of and I still have a scar.

That I didn't remember that before......

[Snuggletummy]

Well, this one time I backed up into a doorstop and it tore the entire back of my foot open and I could see the bone, pretty fucking painful, and to be completely honest, confused me as to why the hell it happened.

Now, this one, not much of a story, but I contracted a staph infection from the auditorium during my junior year at high-school. I got it in 4 places, 2 on my fingers, one on my neck, and one on my left cheek. One of my fingers was fine after it was busted by my doctor, she used a scalpel. My thumb, I busted on my own, and, let's say the infection went from the rightmost side down to the base of the nail. After busting said infection, my thumbnail died on the rightmost side, so now there's a permanent dent of skin under that side, and my nail is pretty warped. The infection on my left cheek was also busted by my doctor, who used another scalpel (Obviously all occurred at separate times, yet all in the same month or so). The final infection, and by far the most painful, which was on my neck, I busted myself. If one were to imagine what it looked like, it was like a bullet wound in my neck, blood everywhere and pus seeping from the crater. It left a scar too, and hell, I'll provide a picture, to further show you the intense pain I was in, and don't worry, it'll be in a spoiler. Also, I personally don't think the image is that bad really, as the hole in my neck looked MUCH worse anyway, and the picture is a really nice red color anyway.

Look if ye dare