Don't Fap September!

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Postby otters~1 » 2009.08.26 (22:36)

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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2009.08.27 (00:20)

mintnut wrote:ERm, 'Fap'? FAP?!. What the flip does that even mean?!

The word you're looking for is 'wank'. Go ahead and enjoy yourselves you crazy people.
Don't Wank Wednesday? Would certainly be a more realistic goal.
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Postby Yoshimo » 2009.08.27 (01:11)

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mintnut wrote:ERm, 'Fap'? FAP?!. What the flip does that even mean?!

The word you're looking for is 'wank'. Go ahead and enjoy yourselves you crazy people.
Don't Wank Wednesday? Would certainly be a more realistic goal.
I already lost. =|

I could go maybe a week and a half with regular conditions. Since this is an event, I might be able to hold out longer.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.08.27 (05:24)

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ortsz wrote:
mintnut wrote:ERm, 'Fap'? FAP?!. What the flip does that even mean?!

The word you're looking for is 'wank'. Go ahead and enjoy yourselves you crazy people.
Don't Wank Wednesday? Would certainly be a more realistic goal.
I already lost. =|
We haven't started yet, loser. You're free to get it out of your system before we begin, presumably.
Because you fail this hard, though, I propose that you have different rules: you're not allowed to stop all the way through September.
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.08.27 (12:18)

Tsukatu wrote:
BionicCryonic wrote: I already lost. =|
We haven't started yet, loser. You're free to get it out of your system before we begin, presumably.
Because you fail this hard, though, I propose that you have different rules: you're not allowed to stop all the way through September.
He was talking about the "Don't Wank Wednesday" orstz proposed. If that had existed, he would've lost.
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Postby otters » 2009.08.27 (14:51)

Tsukatu wrote:
BionicCryonic wrote:
ortsz wrote:Don't Wank Wednesday? Would certainly be a more realistic goal.
I already lost. =|
We haven't started yet, loser. You're free to get it out of your system before we begin, presumably.
Because you fail this hard, though, I propose that you have different rules: you're not allowed to stop all the way through September.
He knows it's not September, loser. He was talking about Wednesday.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.08.27 (23:15)

Wight wrote:He knows it's not September, loser. He was talking about Wednesday.
That might've been your personal experience.
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Postby aids » 2009.08.27 (23:40)

You any of you temped to tickle your pickle, I'd suggest putting Icy Hot on your snake before, it'll kill the mood in ways you can't imagine.
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Postby jean-luc » 2009.08.30 (04:38)

Kablizzy Sucks wrote:You any of you temped to tickle your pickle, I'd suggest putting Icy Hot on your snake before, it'll kill the mood in ways you can't imagine.
crap, that sounds horrifying. I hate that stuff.
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Postby numa_ninja » 2009.08.30 (06:29)

Sign me up. :D
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Postby DW40 » 2009.08.30 (19:49)

Yep, okay. I'll try it. Sign me up.

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Postby OneSevenNine » 2009.09.01 (03:29)

August 31, 11 P.M. : LAST MINUTE ENTRY!

ALL RIGHT BOYS

SEPTEMBER STARTS NOW

LET'S DO THIS

LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOYYYYYYY JEEEEEE-Oh. I lost.

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No but seriously, I just wanted to tell you all I'll be keeping a very close eye on this thread, wondering if any of you will make it. (I'm not optimistic.)

Best of luck to all the masochi-I mean all the contestants!
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Postby Ampersand » 2009.09.01 (04:00)

I'm already having troubles. We'll see how this goes.
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Postby Adoniseppi » 2009.09.01 (04:27)

Almost a half hour in and I'm going strong!
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Postby Cerberus » 2009.09.01 (04:28)

Is it too late for me to join?

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Postby PALEMOON » 2009.09.01 (05:53)

7 minutes to the 1st and i am joining up!

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Postby toasters » 2009.09.01 (06:06)

Technically I'm late but I'm not doing it right now so sign me up.
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Postby aids » 2009.09.01 (06:14)

Y'all are pussies. Is it seriously that hard not to jerk off? Just think of all the offspring you're killing. Who knows, one of them could've been the a crazy hybrid of Spiderman and the Hulk, and you just left him to die on your bed sheets. The horror!
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Postby Ampersand » 2009.09.01 (06:36)

September 1, 12:36 AM; Kablizzy has lost.
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Postby squibbles » 2009.09.01 (07:50)

I forgot what the date was and accidentally lost.
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Can I start again?
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.09.01 (08:05)

9/1/09, 1:05 AM: Tsukatu loses.

Made it a full hour. Eat your heart out, Blizz.
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Postby Borealis » 2009.09.01 (09:05)

Just to make this thread even more vulgar:

Does it count if you fap inside someone?

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Postby Tanner » 2009.09.01 (11:38)

Borealis wrote:Just to make this thread even more vulgar:

Does it count if you fap inside someone?

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(Borealis' monthly appearance goes surprisingly well.)
Amazing.
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Postby Destiny » 2009.09.01 (13:05)

Well, i didn't see this thread till today, but i'm in.

I'll just get someone else to do it for me...
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Postby Pheidippides » 2009.09.01 (14:09)

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