Don't Fap September!

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Postby Torex » 2009.09.01 (20:28)

I was lucky. I literally finished my last fapping session for the month a minute before midnight.
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.09.01 (21:04)

Donfuy's Daily Report

1st Day, 22:00



My dick got hard early in the morning, and the first thing that I thought was: "oh my, how will I be able to not fap for a whooole month?"
Meh, the first day was quite easy. I'm sure as hell I'll resist.


P.S.: It's gonna be a hard time for my dick.
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Postby Destiny » 2009.09.01 (23:22)

Day 1 wasnt so hard. Though i havent gone to bed yet...
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Postby Jiggerjaw » 2009.09.02 (00:38)

Due to the ridiculously limited number of times one has to live, I shall have to join this contest.

FOR VICTORY!

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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.09.02 (01:52)

I just lost again.
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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Postby Topo » 2009.09.02 (07:12)

I lost already. and I admit I plan to lose again.
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Postby Ampersand » 2009.09.02 (07:25)

Oh, I assume that after we've lost the first time, we're free to do as we please for the remainder of the month. Which is what I'm doing. And I'm also making everyone else's life Hell.

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Postby blue_tetris » 2009.09.02 (07:27)

I just finished losing, and my failure reservoired into the rift between my enclosed thumb and forefinger. Afterwards, I glanced back up to the screen highlighting my loss, and realized that the obstacle I failed on wasn't as sexy as was previously thought.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.09.02 (07:49)

blue_tetris wrote:I just finished losing, and my failure reservoired into the rift between my enclosed thumb and forefinger.
I knew I couldn't be the only one who figured out that trick.
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]
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Postby Ampersand » 2009.09.02 (08:20)

*Clone* in every regard, gentlemen. Good show.
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Postby CoffeeFreak » 2009.09.02 (08:53)

A bit late response, but count me in.
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Postby Destiny » 2009.09.02 (11:04)

I lost ;_;
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Postby blue_tetris » 2009.09.02 (11:16)

I just lost again, to some Asian bondage. I looked up afterwards to see the text "Bound to please!" on my screen and, enjoying the pun on at least four different levels, laughed heartily. Then, I cleaned up.
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2009.09.02 (13:41)

Is it too late to join? I haven't done it in over 2 weeks.
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Postby Radium » 2009.09.02 (13:52)

blue_tetris wrote: Afterwards, I glanced back up to the screen highlighting my loss, and realized that the obstacle I failed on wasn't as sexy as was previously thought.
Boy! Do I know that feeling! Whew!
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Postby otters » 2009.09.02 (13:55)

Losers.
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Postby The_Juggler » 2009.09.02 (16:02)

Well hell, I lost before I even knew I was playing
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Postby Malde37 » 2009.09.02 (19:06)

does it count if i did it BEFORE I saw this? I'll go a day later, then.
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Postby Tunco » 2009.09.02 (19:40)

This is sick. I'm in. (a bit late though) Well, I didn't for 24 hours or so I think, well then, 1st day is easy.
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Postby The_Juggler » 2009.09.02 (22:24)

Ohhhhhhh I just finished losing this game again
This game is so fun to lose
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Postby Donfuy » 2009.09.03 (01:08)

Donfuy's Daily Report

2nd Day, 2:08 am (of the next day)

Meh, my day was kinda busy, so... no time for fapping.
Only now, when in bed, I get that urge to go to that site and fap a little, just to help to sleep.
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Postby OneSevenNine » 2009.09.03 (02:11)

DemonzLunchBreak wrote:So I proposed this idea to incluye on irc, and he seemed to like it. For October, we can have the opposite of this contest - everyone counts how much they fap and the person with the biggest number by 11/1 wins. We can call it "Fap a lot October" or something.
I think the guy who wins that contest is really just the guy with the most spare time.
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Postby Torex » 2009.09.03 (03:16)

I thought it would be harder, but it isn't. Although it's only been two days, I still thought it would be harder. I usually jack it while I'm taking a shower, and I've only had one shower so far, though. I'm just surprised so many people here have already lost.
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Postby jean-luc » 2009.09.03 (03:35)

Although what I believe to be a degree of sanity has prevented my participation in No Fap September, I wholeheartedly support a Fap Alot October. Now that's a plan I can get behind.
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Postby toasters » 2009.09.03 (03:36)

My birthday is in October. I'm down with that.
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