Rightcock or Leftcock?

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Is the half cock on the right, or on the left?

Right.
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Left.
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Existentialism.
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50%
 
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Postby Jiggerjaw » 2008.10.25 (02:11)

If you were half man, half woman, and you were divided along your vertical center, would the male side be on the right, or on the left?
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Postby Kablizzy » 2008.10.25 (02:12)

Existentialblizzm. There is no leftcock, only centercock.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2008.10.25 (02:13)

A half cock is no cock at all.
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Postby jackass » 2008.10.25 (02:19)

When i first came on here i thought it said Rightclock or Leftclock? But now i see :(

Whats A Left Cock Whats A right Cock How can theyre be?

EDIT: wait now i see .. would you have one ball lol?
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Postby Kablizzy » 2008.10.25 (04:03)

jackass77 wrote:When i first came on here i thought it said Rightclock or Leftclock? But now i see :(

Whats A Left Cock Whats A right Cock How can theyre be?
*Glances at first post*

Um.
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I'm going to buy some ham.

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Postby BNW » 2008.10.25 (04:14)

Existentialism

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Postby KinGAleX » 2008.10.25 (05:16)

Rightcock. My penis hangs to the right.
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Postby smartalco » 2008.10.25 (06:28)

jackass77 wrote:EDIT: wait now i see .. would you have one ball lol?
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Postby George » 2008.10.25 (07:34)

Leftcock. My penis is left handed.
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Postby LittleViking » 2008.10.25 (08:25)

This is ridiculous. Balls are part of the cock. They come as a package, if you excuse the several puns. There is no cock without balls. What do you call a cock without balls? You call it nothing. There's no word for it, but I can tell you now, the word isn't "still cock, I guess." It's not. You lose your cock and you lose your balls. You lose half your cock, you lose half your balls. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to come to that conclusion. Nor a train tunnel scientist, for that matter.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2008.10.25 (09:26)

Rightcock. Anyone who says leftcock is a faggot.
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Postby Ad » 2008.10.25 (09:44)

Tsukatu wrote:Rightcock. Anyone who says leftcock is a faggot.
Leftcock. =(
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Postby blue_tetris » 2008.10.25 (16:09)

This really makes more sense as undercock or overcock. There's no sidecock. There could be a throughcock.
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Postby Zora_S_Kenneth » 2008.10.25 (17:21)

Cocks off the... um... never mind.

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Postby TribulatioN » 2008.10.26 (02:14)

I must say rightcock.
And left balled.
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Postby Borealis » 2008.10.26 (12:41)

Rightcock? Leftcock? Glasscock.

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Postby Jiggerjaw » 2008.10.27 (06:55)

Zora_S_Kenneth wrote:Cocks off the... um... never mind.

*Doesn't answer because the question doesn't apply to self*
I don't see how a question that bases itself around the hypothetical "If you were half man, half woman" can not apply to anyone. You're not fooling anyone, sir.
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Postby Eiturlyf » 2008.10.27 (08:23)

Centercock.
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Postby blue_tetris » 2008.10.27 (15:04)

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