Rightcock or Leftcock?
- Legacy Elite
- Posts: 669
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (05:14)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/Jiggerjaw
- MBTI Type: ESFJ
- Location: Pittsburgh, PA
- Contact:
If you were half man, half woman, and you were divided along your vertical center, would the male side be on the right, or on the left?

southpaw is the dude.
-
- Unsavory Conquistador of the Western Front
- Posts: 1541
- Joined: 2008.09.19 (12:19)
- NUMA Profile: http://www.nmaps.net/user/Kablizzy
- MBTI Type: ISTJ
- Location: Huntington, WV
- Contact:
Existentialblizzm. There is no leftcock, only centercock.

vankusss wrote:What 'more time' means?
I'm going to buy some ham.
- La historia me absolverá
- Posts: 2228
- Joined: 2008.09.19 (14:27)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/maestro
- MBTI Type: INTP
- Location: Beijing
- Contact:
A half cock is no cock at all.
M E A T N E T 1 9 9 2


- The 700 Club
- Posts: 743
- Joined: 2008.09.30 (07:37)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/jackass77
- MBTI Type: ESFJ
- Location: Australia
When i first came on here i thought it said Rightclock or Leftclock? But now i see :(
Whats A Left Cock Whats A right Cock How can theyre be?
EDIT: wait now i see .. would you have one ball lol?
Whats A Left Cock Whats A right Cock How can theyre be?
EDIT: wait now i see .. would you have one ball lol?
Last edited by jackass on 2008.10.25 (04:07), edited 1 time in total.
[align=center]
Mine :: Techno :: Incluye :: GTM ::Skyline :: Riobe :: GTM 2[/align]

Mine :: Techno :: Incluye :: GTM ::Skyline :: Riobe :: GTM 2[/align]
-
- Unsavory Conquistador of the Western Front
- Posts: 1541
- Joined: 2008.09.19 (12:19)
- NUMA Profile: http://www.nmaps.net/user/Kablizzy
- MBTI Type: ISTJ
- Location: Huntington, WV
- Contact:
*Glances at first post*jackass77 wrote:When i first came on here i thought it said Rightclock or Leftclock? But now i see :(
Whats A Left Cock Whats A right Cock How can theyre be?
Um.

vankusss wrote:What 'more time' means?
I'm going to buy some ham.
- Can't Touch This
- Posts: 346
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (05:51)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/Triptolemus
- Steam: www.steamcommunity.com/id/
- Location: Come to think of it....I have no idea.
Existentialism
:|
:|
"I'm going to live forever, or die trying."
Izzy's Personal Forum Dronies winner of "Least Colorful Person"

Sigs!
==---Maestro's---== | Incluye's! | Izzy's! | Be_Happy_:)'s | notkitt's!!
T3chno's! | TMM's! | GTM's! | Sniperwhere's | NicNac14's!! | ---------------Pawz!
toasters | RedSham's! | Jackass's | Why Me's | Gloomp's!
Izzy's Personal Forum Dronies winner of "Least Colorful Person"

Sigs!
==---Maestro's---== | Incluye's! | Izzy's! | Be_Happy_:)'s | notkitt's!!
T3chno's! | TMM's! | GTM's! | Sniperwhere's | NicNac14's!! | ---------------Pawz!
toasters | RedSham's! | Jackass's | Why Me's | Gloomp's!
- Antagonistic Fencesitter
- Posts: 347
- Joined: 2008.09.21 (06:09)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/KinGAleX
- Location: Australia, Australia, Australia
- Lifer
- Posts: 1099
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (21:35)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/smartalco
- MBTI Type: INTJ
good questionjackass77 wrote:EDIT: wait now i see .. would you have one ball lol?

Tycho: "I don't know why people ever, ever try to stop nerds from doing things. It's really the most incredible waste of time."
Adam Savage: "I reject your reality and substitute my own!"
- The 700 Club
- Posts: 705
- Joined: 2008.09.20 (11:26)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/mc_george
- MBTI Type: INTP
- Location: Melbourne, Australia
Leftcock. My penis is left handed.

- Damn You're Fine
- Posts: 384
- Joined: 2008.09.19 (01:47)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/littleviking001
- MBTI Type: INTP
- Location: Southern California
- Contact:
This is ridiculous. Balls are part of the cock. They come as a package, if you excuse the several puns. There is no cock without balls. What do you call a cock without balls? You call it nothing. There's no word for it, but I can tell you now, the word isn't "still cock, I guess." It's not. You lose your cock and you lose your balls. You lose half your cock, you lose half your balls. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to come to that conclusion. Nor a train tunnel scientist, for that matter.

The last Metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace...
- Retrofuturist
- Posts: 3131
- Joined: 2008.09.19 (06:55)
- MBTI Type: ENTP
- Location: California, USA
- Contact:
Rightcock. Anyone who says leftcock is a faggot.
[spoiler="you know i always joked that it would be scary as hell to run into DMX in a dark ally, but secretly when i say 'DMX' i really mean 'Tsukatu'." -kai]"... and when i say 'scary as hell' i really mean 'tight pink shirt'." -kai[/spoiler][/i]


- Legacy Elite
- Posts: 327
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (14:55)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/TheAdster Check 'em out! =D
- MBTI Type: ESTJ
- Location: Southampton Uni. (euch), England.
Leftcock. =(Tsukatu wrote:Rightcock. Anyone who says leftcock is a faggot.
If not, my arm would be at all sorts of crazy angles.



- Demon Fisherman
- Posts: 1265
- Joined: 2008.09.19 (06:28)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/
- MBTI Type: ENTP
This really makes more sense as undercock or overcock. There's no sidecock. There could be a throughcock.

The Real N Sex on the Xerox Space Pimp Online Super Fluffy Pack 1! Super Fluffy Pack 2! Super Crunchy Pack! Mother Thumping Impossible: 2005 MotY! Time is on My Side: 2006 PMotY! Survival map king! Best humor award! Best satire award! Best voice award! Inadvertently intimidating! Assholier than thou! Gdubs is totally back! WIS 14! Cyberzone creator! Clique creator! Most lines on IRC! Ventrilo moderator and regular! Certified Dungeon Master! Most modest person ever! ENTP! Incorrigible alcoholic! CHA 19! AMERICAN! Least pretentious! Elitist extraordinaire! Liberal libertarian! Incapable of experiencing love! Check Safe! Commodore of the Eldritch Seas! Archmagus of the Eleventh Hall! Sheriff of the Uncharted West! Godfather of the IRC Mafia! Pun enthusiast! Quadster! Challenging Dunbar's number! Wikipedian!Approves of 4th Edition! 1,000 Blank White Cards! radio_free_tetris! Migratory! INT 18! Doesn't know when he's being genuine, therefore cannot form lasting relationships with people! Really into black chicks! Even more into Indian chicks and Blasians! Hates moderators! Loves the C word! Tronster! Thinks we should play more Worms! Always wins iSketch! Owns a Wii! Plays as Pikachu in Smash Bros! Wrote literotica! Wrote anime fanfic! Sorta into Asians! Lived and loved the 80's and 90's! Chattiest sig! Cyberzone ][ creator! Operand of the Greater Space Pimp Continuum! Helped lead the forum move!Wizard Date! Participated in the blue_tetris takeover! Pithiest one-liners! Walkin' on, walkin' on broken glass! Seems to have an invisible touch! Economist! Mario hackster! Owner of the most complex D&D campaign setting! Micromanagerial! FREEDOM is all-American! Slowly distancing! Supports the Democrats! Supports the old GOP! CATO Institute fanboy! Penn and Teller fan! Large, in charge, and on a barge! Heralded by community as genius hero! Proud yet humble recipient of the Mare & Raigan Award for 2008! CON 9! Dave of Nazareth! Communist is annoyed with me! Not half bad at images! F.Y.I. I am a medic! It's a spook house, lame ball. Too bad! Space Pimp II: Rags 2 Bitches! F.Y.I. I am a spy! Entire team is babbies! STR 10! Sorta appreciating scythe and atob again, for new reasons! Played CS:S briefly! Welcome to Nebraska! Do you think you can Live! Heist! Portrayer of the mighty 88 Shells! Joyous proprietor of the future estate of Kablizzy and blue_tetris! It's Batmen all the way up! They brought crystals to a sceince fight; that's a good way to lose your cat! Even SlappyMcGee! I'm about to run out of either primates or sexually transmitted diseases! One-upper! Toaster oven clairvoyant Mythomaniac! That's the Magic of Macy's! Half of Half! Spend all my time making love, all my love making time!
- Vampire Salesman
- Posts: 109
- Joined: 2008.09.30 (00:19)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/
- MBTI Type: INTJ
Cocks off the... um... never mind.
*Doesn't answer because the question doesn't apply to self*
*Doesn't answer because the question doesn't apply to self*

Zora_S_Kenneth = That guy who appears once in a blue moon.
- Dance Dance Revolution Android
- Posts: 881
- Joined: 2008.09.28 (02:06)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/TribulatioN
- MBTI Type: ESFP
- Location: Canada
I must say rightcock.
And left balled.
And left balled.
[ispoiler=http://i31.tinypic.com/111p9bo.png]gloomp : gloomp : Why Me : toasters : SkyRay : Slurpee@fpsbanana : KaMikA@Haklabs[/ispoiler]
[spoiler=Neditor Nation]Currently Challenging: lord_day
[/spoiler][spoiler=Puzzle of the Exuberant!]





[/spoiler]










-
- Can the real Dave Simpson please stand up? Sit down, Grant.
- Posts: 149
- Joined: 2008.09.30 (22:38)
Rightcock? Leftcock? Glasscock.


- Legacy Elite
- Posts: 669
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (05:14)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/Jiggerjaw
- MBTI Type: ESFJ
- Location: Pittsburgh, PA
- Contact:
I don't see how a question that bases itself around the hypothetical "If you were half man, half woman" can not apply to anyone. You're not fooling anyone, sir.Zora_S_Kenneth wrote:Cocks off the... um... never mind.
*Doesn't answer because the question doesn't apply to self*

southpaw is the dude.
- The number of seats in an Airbus A380
- Posts: 557
- Joined: 2008.09.26 (08:29)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/Eiturlyf
- MBTI Type: ISFP
- Location: Iceland!
Centercock.

Die Kreatur muss sterben!
- Demon Fisherman
- Posts: 1265
- Joined: 2008.09.19 (06:28)
- NUMA Profile: http://nmaps.net/user/
- MBTI Type: ENTP
Topic locked abruptly for subject matter.

The Real N Sex on the Xerox Space Pimp Online Super Fluffy Pack 1! Super Fluffy Pack 2! Super Crunchy Pack! Mother Thumping Impossible: 2005 MotY! Time is on My Side: 2006 PMotY! Survival map king! Best humor award! Best satire award! Best voice award! Inadvertently intimidating! Assholier than thou! Gdubs is totally back! WIS 14! Cyberzone creator! Clique creator! Most lines on IRC! Ventrilo moderator and regular! Certified Dungeon Master! Most modest person ever! ENTP! Incorrigible alcoholic! CHA 19! AMERICAN! Least pretentious! Elitist extraordinaire! Liberal libertarian! Incapable of experiencing love! Check Safe! Commodore of the Eldritch Seas! Archmagus of the Eleventh Hall! Sheriff of the Uncharted West! Godfather of the IRC Mafia! Pun enthusiast! Quadster! Challenging Dunbar's number! Wikipedian!Approves of 4th Edition! 1,000 Blank White Cards! radio_free_tetris! Migratory! INT 18! Doesn't know when he's being genuine, therefore cannot form lasting relationships with people! Really into black chicks! Even more into Indian chicks and Blasians! Hates moderators! Loves the C word! Tronster! Thinks we should play more Worms! Always wins iSketch! Owns a Wii! Plays as Pikachu in Smash Bros! Wrote literotica! Wrote anime fanfic! Sorta into Asians! Lived and loved the 80's and 90's! Chattiest sig! Cyberzone ][ creator! Operand of the Greater Space Pimp Continuum! Helped lead the forum move!Wizard Date! Participated in the blue_tetris takeover! Pithiest one-liners! Walkin' on, walkin' on broken glass! Seems to have an invisible touch! Economist! Mario hackster! Owner of the most complex D&D campaign setting! Micromanagerial! FREEDOM is all-American! Slowly distancing! Supports the Democrats! Supports the old GOP! CATO Institute fanboy! Penn and Teller fan! Large, in charge, and on a barge! Heralded by community as genius hero! Proud yet humble recipient of the Mare & Raigan Award for 2008! CON 9! Dave of Nazareth! Communist is annoyed with me! Not half bad at images! F.Y.I. I am a medic! It's a spook house, lame ball. Too bad! Space Pimp II: Rags 2 Bitches! F.Y.I. I am a spy! Entire team is babbies! STR 10! Sorta appreciating scythe and atob again, for new reasons! Played CS:S briefly! Welcome to Nebraska! Do you think you can Live! Heist! Portrayer of the mighty 88 Shells! Joyous proprietor of the future estate of Kablizzy and blue_tetris! It's Batmen all the way up! They brought crystals to a sceince fight; that's a good way to lose your cat! Even SlappyMcGee! I'm about to run out of either primates or sexually transmitted diseases! One-upper! Toaster oven clairvoyant Mythomaniac! That's the Magic of Macy's! Half of Half! Spend all my time making love, all my love making time!
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 11 guests