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Below Size 8
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Women's Ideal: Tillie (Size 8)
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53%
Men's Ideal: Anna (Size 12)
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18%
National Average: Caroline (Size 16)
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25%
Above Size 16
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Postby Awesome67 » 2009.09.12 (22:57)

Ranny wrote:When it comes to women! OH GEE.

Well, I'm pretty shallow when it comes to face wise. Weight-wise I could care less. The only thing that bothers me though is when like a heavier girl wears these tight ass clothes-- the mushroom top effect. Then that's like delusional.

I think what most guys fail to see, is that women are just as shallow as men are. Sure personality is nice, but we want a pleasing face. (I actually read about a study where they measured brain activity with loved ones and when they changed their features slightly to simulate the viewers own face, SO WE'RE BASICALLY NARCISSISTS. :D )

At any rate, yeah, I prefer curves. And I dunno what girls you know, but it's the extreme ends of the spectrum that seem be the bitchiest. Skinny ass little white chicks that think they know how to roll wiff me? Fuck naw, bro. This is a one woman show.
Aren't you a girl yourself???
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Postby Geti » 2009.09.12 (23:05)

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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.09.12 (23:15)

capt_weasle wrote:You'll be ignoring all the "bitches" in favor of all the women who are bent over the toilet trying to get thinner, or you'll just come across all the thinner girls with inflated egos who are the real bitches.
Ha, yeah, it's their inflated egos that cause women to huddle over a toilet with Ipecac. Those vain, prideful egomaniacs. That's why they do it.
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Postby blue_tetris » 2009.09.12 (23:57)

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capt_weasle wrote:You'll be ignoring all the "bitches" in favor of all the women who are bent over the toilet trying to get thinner, or you'll just come across all the thinner girls with inflated egos who are the real bitches.
Ha, yeah, it's their inflated egos that cause women to huddle over a toilet with Ipecac. Those vain, prideful egomaniacs. That's why they do it.
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Postby Ranny » 2009.09.13 (04:37)

Awesome67 wrote:
Ranny wrote:When it comes to women! OH GEE.

Well, I'm pretty shallow when it comes to face wise. Weight-wise I could care less. The only thing that bothers me though is when like a heavier girl wears these tight ass clothes-- the mushroom top effect. Then that's like delusional.

I think what most guys fail to see, is that women are just as shallow as men are. Sure personality is nice, but we want a pleasing face. (I actually read about a study where they measured brain activity with loved ones and when they changed their features slightly to simulate the viewers own face, SO WE'RE BASICALLY NARCISSISTS. :D )

At any rate, yeah, I prefer curves. And I dunno what girls you know, but it's the extreme ends of the spectrum that seem be the bitchiest. Skinny ass little white chicks that think they know how to roll wiff me? Fuck naw, bro. This is a one woman show.
Aren't you a girl yourself???
Yeah. o__O
So, I can't have an opinion on my own kind? D:
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Postby squibbles » 2009.09.13 (05:37)

I'd choose Ranny before any of them.

She's a babe.
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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.09.13 (05:53)

Ranny wrote:Yeah. o__O
So, I can't have an opinion on my own kind? D:
Well... you just admitted to being a woman, so... you don't notice anything inconsistent there?

"Hey, look at me, I'm a woman, but I'm also qualified to make opinions somehow!"
Give me a break.
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Postby smartalco » 2009.09.13 (06:34)

Tsukatu wrote:
Ranny wrote:Yeah. o__O
So, I can't have an opinion on my own kind? D:
Well... you just admitted to being a woman, so... you don't notice anything inconsistent there?

"Hey, look at me, I'm a woman, but I'm also qualified to make opinions somehow!"
Give me a break.
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Postby EdoI » 2009.09.13 (08:52)

I'm not really sure what to pick, 8 or below. Usually, I prefer small breasts, but on this picture 8 looks great....

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Postby Awesome67 » 2009.09.13 (12:45)

Ranny wrote:
Awesome67 wrote:
Ranny wrote:When it comes to women! OH GEE.

Well, I'm pretty shallow when it comes to face wise. Weight-wise I could care less. The only thing that bothers me though is when like a heavier girl wears these tight ass clothes-- the mushroom top effect. Then that's like delusional.

I think what most guys fail to see, is that women are just as shallow as men are. Sure personality is nice, but we want a pleasing face. (I actually read about a study where they measured brain activity with loved ones and when they changed their features slightly to simulate the viewers own face, SO WE'RE BASICALLY NARCISSISTS. :D )

At any rate, yeah, I prefer curves. And I dunno what girls you know, but it's the extreme ends of the spectrum that seem be the bitchiest. Skinny ass little white chicks that think they know how to roll wiff me? Fuck naw, bro. This is a one woman show.
Aren't you a girl yourself???
Yeah. o__O
So, I can't have an opinion on my own kind? D:
I'm not sure how to respond...
On another note, I have to agree with Squibbles in saying that Ranny is kinda hot.

And I'm going to go with this statement: fat chicks are like mopeds; they're fun to ride, but you don't want your friends seeing you on one.
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Postby Tunco » 2009.09.13 (12:51)

Awesome67 wrote:
Ranny wrote:
Awesome67 wrote: Aren't you a girl yourself???
Yeah. o__O
So, I can't have an opinion on my own kind? D:
And I'm going to go with this statement: fat chicks are like mopeds; they're fun to ride, but you don't want your friends seeing you on one.
Sex racist. Sex offender. Shut up. Sorry if I was being so harsh to you. But please. Sush. Though, people can have thought of the same sex as they are, so as, when I see Donfuy, I think that he is the sexiest forumer.
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Postby Awesome67 » 2009.09.13 (12:58)

Um...OK? Wtf, Tunco. Alright, so I guess I was being a bit of a hassle. I agree with you now in saying that people can have an opinion on a person of the same gender.

Sorry for judging you, Ranny.
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Postby otters » 2009.09.13 (13:01)

Tunco123 wrote:
Awesome67 wrote:
Ranny wrote:
Yeah. o__O
So, I can't have an opinion on my own kind? D:
And I'm going to go with this statement: fat chicks are like mopeds; they're fun to ride, but you don't want your friends seeing you on one.
Sex racist.
Sex offender.
Shut up.
Sorry if I was being so harsh to you.
But please.
Sush.
Though,
people can have thought of the same sex as they are,
so as,
when I see Donfuy,
I think that he is the sexiest forumer.
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Postby blue_tetris » 2009.09.13 (13:07)

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Postby Awesome67 » 2009.09.13 (13:13)

Wight wrote: You're back on my Foes list again, buddy.

Also, to everyone who didn't realize that Tsukatu was joking when he said women can't have opinions: fuck off.
Who's back on your foes list?
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Postby Tunco » 2009.09.13 (13:18)

Awesome67 wrote:
Wight wrote: You're back on my Foes list again, buddy.

Also, to everyone who didn't realize that Tsukatu was joking when he said women can't have opinions: fuck off.
Who's back on your foes list?
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Postby Awesome67 » 2009.09.13 (13:21)

Tunco123 wrote:
Awesome67 wrote:
Wight wrote: You're back on my Foes list again, buddy.

Also, to everyone who didn't realize that Tsukatu was joking when he said women can't have opinions: fuck off.
Who's back on your foes list?
He is talking about me.
Sorry to inform you, but I have to say the same. *Places Tunco on foes list*
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2009.09.13 (14:06)

ITT: Tunco explores his sexuality?
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Postby Tunco » 2009.09.13 (14:11)

ortsz wrote:ITT: Tunco explores his sexuality?
Oh just return to topic, people. :/
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Postby Awesome67 » 2009.09.13 (15:08)

Tunco123 wrote:
ortsz wrote:ITT: Tunco explores his sexuality?
Oh just return to topic, people. :/
Lets.
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Postby Ranny » 2009.09.13 (15:25)

Haha, I see, Tsukatu. I'll get back to my place. You were right.

I'm sorry. D: PLEASE DON'T HIT ME.
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Postby SlappyMcGee » 2009.09.13 (18:57)

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Postby Radium » 2009.09.13 (19:11)

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Postby t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư » 2009.09.14 (02:47)

blue_tetris wrote:I agree with Wight.
Hmm... maybe he is ENTP after all.
And what the shit is a foes list, again? *goes off to explore*

Ranny wrote:Haha, I see, Tsukatu. I'll get back to my place. You were right.

I'm sorry. D: PLEASE DON'T HIT ME.
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Postby Amadeus » 2009.09.14 (03:22)

blue_tetris wrote:I agree with Wight.
People write to me and say, "I’m giving up, you’re not talking to me." I just write them a simple message like, "Never give up," you know? And it changes their life
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