N the destroyer

[beethoveN]

he thinks it was a gold mine, and gets killed.

a cow.

[jinxed_07]

N cooks it, then dies of obsiety.

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[Technochocolate]

It is a three dimensional spoiler. N opens the spoiler, and random space appears out of nowhere, defying a law of conservation of space. That section of 3rd dimensional space gets bumped into the 4th dimension to make room for it. The extra space went through N when this happened, so N's body and conscienceness moves with the space. He can now see, move, and think in the 4th dimension. This gives him incredible power. He can move in and out of our cell as easily as one can lift his finger on and off of a piece of paper. He could break into banks without opening them; he could do anything he wanted and get away before the consequences; he could break into missile silos and steal activation codes, and then threaten to nuke the planet! He could rule the world! So he hid himself on an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and created a small private base. He then got the activation codes of as many missile silos as he could on the planet. Unfortunately, when he tried to contact the world leaders on his communications, he accidentally hit the activation button! Over 50 nuclear missiles shot off and scattered onto the planet. He had not planned where he would instantly escape to and not suffocate from lack of proper atmosphere; he hadn't even counted on actually nuking the earth, instead of ruling it. So, with nowhere in the cell to go, he was forced to leave the cell forever. His mind could not imagine or recognize the 4th dimensional world, and his body had transcended from normal 3 dimensional laws of matter, such as decay. Therefore, unable to sense and unable to die, he wanders around blindly for eternity.

I was gonna make him die, like I was supposed to do, but making him unable to die seemed crueler >)

A missile silo

[Lachesis]

N accidentally targets his house when he is asleep.

Goatse.

[jinxed_07]

why the f#&% would you want that?
It gets re-suspended, and all mirrors of the site are shut down as well(take that)

Less homosexuality in America.

[beethoveN]

HE WAS A HOMO

antidisestablishmentarianism.