Don't Fap September!

[Pheidippides]

You wouldn't run a marathon the day after you already ran one, now, would you? OMG I STOLED THE TEST-PREP BOOK CLICHE.

TOTALLY CAUGHT THAT PRINCETON REFERENCE.

Or is it Kaplan? Whatever.

It's Kaplan. Boy, do I not miss those books.

[t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư]

You guys used books?
All I did was pay attention in school.

[aids]

Whoo! Two solids months of faplessness. I deserve a prize.

[noops]

You guys all suck. I dunno about you, but I'm going to last until Thanksgiving. Or maybe even Christmas. Hellz yeah.

[Tunco]

Whoo! Two solids months of faplessness. I deserve a prize.

Vagina.

[ChaoStar]

...I haven't fapped for more than a year. Lol.

[Tunco]

...I haven't fapped for more than a year. Lol.

-Prays-

That's amazing dude.

[Drathmoore]

...I haven't fapped for more than a year. Lol.

-Prays-

That's amazing dude.

You're kidding, right? Right?

How the hell have you managed that?

[ChaoStar]

Will power. I also imagine rabid chipmunks if I'm tempted.

[Pheidippides]

One more week.

[Rhekatou]

I've been losing every day since the 13th.
Losing has never felt so good...

[bobaganuesh_2]

You guys all suck. I dunno about you, but I'm going to last until Thanksgiving. Or maybe even Christmas. Hellz yeah.

what r u sum sorta freak?

[yungerkid]

Why is it difficult, though? If you just do what you want, and it isn't in your will to do this, then you don't do it. Simple.

[otters]

Why is it difficult, though? If you just do what you want, and it isn't in your will to do this, then you don't do it. Simple.

Especially if you haven't fapped in three weeks, and you're lying there in bed, alone, your penis throbbing and hands itching, the last porn video you watched rushing through your mind, perspiration dripping onto your pillow. No sweat.

[ChaoStar]

Why is it difficult, though? If you just do what you want, and it isn't in your will to do this, then you don't do it. Simple.

Especially if you haven't fapped in three weeks, and you're lying there in bed, alone, your penis throbbing and hands itching, the last porn video you watched rushing through your mind, perspiration dripping onto your pillow. No sweat.

It's your fault by watching porn. =P

I call for a "no-fap 2009"

[Radium]

You guys all suck. I dunno about you, but I'm going to last until Thanksgiving. Or maybe even Christmas. Hellz yeah.

what r u sum sorta freak?

yes, he is rather messed up.

[PALEMOON]

i celebrated not fapping for 23 days by fapping. count me out!

[Drathmoore]

Why is it difficult, though? If you just do what you want, and it isn't in your will to do this, then you don't do it. Simple.

Especially if you haven't fapped in three weeks, and you're lying there in bed, alone, your penis throbbing and hands itching, the last porn video you watched rushing through your mind, perspiration dripping onto your pillow. No sweat.

It's your fault by watching porn. =P

I call for a "no-fap 2009"

Let's not get any rash ideas here...

[Pheidippides]

Let's not get any rash ideas here...

It would seem to me that FALO is already a pretty "rash" idea. GET IT?!

[Radium]

Let's not get any rash ideas here...

It would seem to me that FALO is already a pretty "rash" idea. GET IT?!

wahahahahhahahaha <3 pheidi

[Tunco]

Aha. True story.

A friend of mine has a hole in his pants -in his pocket- (the one he wears for school) and he faps during the exam. <_<

Though, we talk about hentai in class. But he always gets low grades.

[乳头的早餐谷物]

Aha. True story.

A friend of mine has a hole in his pants -in his pocket- (the one he wears for school) and he faps during the exam. <_<

Though, we talk about hentai in class. But he always gets low grades.

o_________O

[otters]

Let's not get any rash ideas here...

It would seem to me that FALO is already a pretty "rash" idea. GET IT?!

oh dear god

[lord_day]

Aha. True story.

A friend of mine has a hole in his pants -in his pocket- (the one he wears for school) and he faps during the exam. <_<

Though, we talk about hentai in class. But he always gets low grades.

o_________O

Even maestro's smiley doesn't cover my feelings for this one. We'll have to go a level deeper.
$_$ #_# %_% !_! "_" ()_()

[scythe]

Aha. True story.

A friend of mine has a hole in his pants -in his pocket- (the one he wears for school) and he faps during the exam. <_<

Though, we talk about hentai in class. But he always gets low grades.

o_________O

Once, taking an exam, a guy I knew was completely unprepared, so he just shot his load all over the test paper and handed it in.