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Postby Snuggletummy » 2009.10.10 (20:02)

!!WARNING THIS SITE IS FOR THOSE WHO ARE 18 YEARS OR OLDER. I DON'T TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT YOU MAY SEE!!

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Postby Awesome67 » 2009.10.10 (20:12)

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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2009.10.10 (20:21)

Just as a heads up, there's no need to report this and it is entirely SFW.
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Postby EdoI » 2009.10.10 (20:22)

Okay, way too awkward fetishes. Do not enter for your own good!
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Postby Awesome67 » 2009.10.10 (20:23)

Funny, Yanni, I didn't realize that "GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF SEXUAL CONTENT!!!!!" was SFW...
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Postby squibbles » 2009.10.10 (20:29)

Awesome67 wrote:Funny, Yanni, I didn't realize that "GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF SEXUAL CONTENT!!!!!" was SFW...
You clearly have no idea what you are talking about.

I suggest you stop, rather then make a fool of yourself further.
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Postby kirby » 2009.10.10 (20:30)

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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.10.10 (20:31)

Hot.

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Postby Awesome67 » 2009.10.10 (20:32)

Wow, half of the people online are browsing this forum right now...

anything for free porn, I guess...
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Postby Tunco » 2009.10.10 (20:35)

Snugs, you sick, sick fetished, crazy, guy. Already downloading.

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Postby EdoI » 2009.10.10 (21:07)

Tunco wrote:Snugs, you sick, sick fetished, crazy, guy. Already downloading.

:D
What...? Where's the 123 in your username?
Awesome67 wrote:Wow, half of the people online are browsing this forum right now...

anything for free porn, I guess...
Come on... You didn't really think Snuggles would put real porn here, right?

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Postby Awesome67 » 2009.10.10 (21:08)

I--

Well...

That's definetly a subject for edbate, my dear EdoI...
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Postby scythe » 2009.10.10 (21:12)

Awesome67 wrote:Wow, half of the people online are browsing this forum right now...

anything for free porn, I guess...
Because it's so hard to find free porn on the Internet.
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Postby Snuggletummy » 2009.10.10 (21:13)

Awesome, look, stop being a retard and just look at the site. You're 13, you'd think you'd be into that sort of thing.
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Postby Awesome67 » 2009.10.10 (21:16)

Scythe:
Well, you know, people aren't really interested in porn, look for porn less often, don't really need free porn.

...um...

Curse you, scythe...

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No, I don't want my mom thinking I'm some sort of perv...last time I did this I suspect that's what she thought...I don't want her (or me) to have to go through that, again...
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Postby unoriginal name » 2009.10.10 (21:16)

scythe33 wrote:
Awesome67 wrote:Wow, half of the people online are browsing this forum right now...

anything for free porn, I guess...
Because it's so hard to find free porn on the Internet.
Speaking of which, I was at the beach yesterday. I'd heard there was some sand there, but for the life of me, I couldn't find any. You had any better luck? If so, where and how? What's your technique? I'm pretty stumped.

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Postby EdoI » 2009.10.10 (21:18)

Awesome67 wrote:I don't want my mom thinking I'm some sort of perv...last time I did this I suspect that's what she thought...I don't want her (or me) to have to go through that, again...
Trust me, that site is not about porn. At least not porn in the form that we're used to. :D

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Postby Awesome67 » 2009.10.10 (21:19)

xVxSupremeMastarxVx wrote:Speaking of which, I was at the beach yesterday. I'd heard there was some sand there, but for the life of me, I couldn't find any. You had any better luck? If so, where and how? What's your technique? I'm pretty stumped.
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Whoa, um, harshness to the max?
EdoI wrote:Trust me, that site is not about porn. At least not porn in the form that we're used to. :D
Then what the butt is on there?
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Postby EdoI » 2009.10.10 (21:22)

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scythe33 wrote:
Awesome67 wrote:Wow, half of the people online are browsing this forum right now...

anything for free porn, I guess...
Because it's so hard to find free porn on the Internet.
Speaking of which, I was at the beach yesterday. I'd heard there was some sand there, but for the life of me, I couldn't find any. You had any better luck? If so, where and how? What's your technique? I'm pretty stumped.
I wanted to find some too, few months ago. You just need to stuck your head into the ground as hard as you can with your mouth open. Don't expect to find it without searching for at least three hours, and it can be found only on sunny days. Good luck, anyway!

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Postby Vyacheslav » 2009.10.10 (21:24)

Holy shit, that's amazing.
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Postby EdoI » 2009.10.10 (21:25)

Awesome67 wrote:
EdoI wrote:Trust me, that site is not about porn. At least not porn in the form that we're used to. :D
Then what the butt is on there?
Porn in the form we're not used to see.

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Postby Awesome67 » 2009.10.10 (21:26)

I'm serious, dudes...
What, exactly is the site all about?
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2009.10.10 (21:29)

It made my computer overheat. Fried my processor.
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Postby Snuggletummy » 2009.10.10 (21:31)

Just go there, and all will be explained. Your 13 year old mind will start to warp, and time..no..REALITY, will warp around your physical being. Once you emerge from the wormhole that was once your former self, you'll realize that this site was indeed worth your time.
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Postby Awesome67 » 2009.10.10 (21:34)

...I'm still not convinced that I won't get in trouble when I go to this site...

And you said it's for 18 and older.
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