Corrupt a Wish

http://nmaps.net/user/Mute_Monk · Postby **Mute Monk** » 2009.10.07 (16:32)

Granted. You burn your tongue.

I wish for enough money for a trip home from university this weekend.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/BrassMachine · Postby **BrassMachine** » 2009.10.09 (05:15)

Wish granted but you blow it all on porn and accidentally send them to your mom.

I wish pizza was healthy for you.

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.09 (19:34)

ok, but pizza loses its quality and taste. (you jerk) :S
I wish for 1 serving of not spoiled cherry pie and not melted vanilla ice cream.

http://nmaps.net/user/Rhekatou · Postby **Rhekatou** » 2009.10.09 (19:37)

It's poisoned. WIth some poison u dont know about.

I wish I could live forever, or until I wanted to die.

http://nmaps.net/user/Rhekatou · Postby **Rhekatou** » 2009.10.09 (19:38)

A psychic/maniac takes over your mind and makes you want to die. You die.

I wish everything was free.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2009.10.09 (21:16)

Lack of currency causes the economy to plunge into complete chaos, and nuclear war annihilates you and your colleagues.

I wish that the economy (U.S.) was fixed and North Korea had no nukes to threaten us with.

http://nmaps.net/user/Rhekatou · Postby **Rhekatou** » 2009.10.09 (21:17)

Russia turns back into the Soviet Union and has a lot of nukes. And they don't like us.

I wish for world peace.

http://nmaps.net/user/ChaoStar · Postby **ChaoStar** » 2009.10.09 (21:21)

I misheard the wish, and gave you a big piece of the world. With that piece removed, half the world is destroyed.

I wish for death.

http://nmaps.net/user/Rhekatou · Postby **Rhekatou** » 2009.10.09 (21:22)

I misheard you and thought you wished for meth; you die from overdose.

I wish for clear wishes.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2009.10.09 (21:29)

I misheard you and thought you said "deer wishes", and all wishes granted to you involve deer.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **DarkN** » 2009.10.10 (01:10)

I misread your lack of a wish and give you nothingness. Everyone dies and nothing exists.
I wish for the "I misread your wish" trend to stop.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2009.10.10 (01:12)

Granted, but a new trend starts and you go bald.

I wish for a Corvette.

http://nmaps.net/user/Mute_Monk · Postby **Mute Monk** » 2009.10.13 (14:07)

Granted. You get the one in the attached picture.

I wish for the next poster to be happy.

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.13 (14:30)

It is happy, but it contradicts the point of wreckedexotics.com and the site closes :D
I wish for more new pictures on thatwillbuffout.com

http://nmaps.net/user/Mute_Monk · Postby **Mute Monk** » 2009.10.13 (15:24)

Granted. You see a picture of your car (or, if you don't own one, your parents' car) completely trashed, right outside your home.

I wish for more bandwidth allowance on my internet connection.

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.13 (17:41)

I see my dads car trashed, which means he can't pick me up (epic win for me :D)

The extra bandwidth overloads your modem.

I wish for the I misunderstood your wish thing to make a come back.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2009.10.14 (01:17)

I am the messenger for the requested wish.

Your request has been denied.

I wish vanilla-flavored milk was Jesus-juice.

http://nmaps.net/user/ChaoStar · Postby **ChaoStar** » 2009.10.14 (18:22)

Jesus strikes you down.

I wish everyone was perma-banned.

http://nmaps.net/user/Rhekatou · Postby **Rhekatou** » 2009.10.14 (18:46)

Everyone except everyone except you. (Only you are perma-banned)

I wish everyone was at normal user status.

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.14 (19:18)

Everyone expect you is suspened, then only you are reset to a normal status. Incedentilly, everyone is un-banned 1 minute later.

http://nmaps.net/user/Technochocolate · Postby **Technochocolate** » 2009.10.14 (21:16)

(I'll take your wish corruption as your wish)

As a result, everyone's user customization (such as avatar, # of posts) is reset.

I wish for a trend of everyone remembering to post a wish after their corruption.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2009.10.14 (23:08)

Wish granted, no corruption.

Therefore, I must corrupt my own wish...

HAHAHAHAHA!!! I corrupted your wish by not corrupting your wish! Genius!!! You have no wishes to corrupt either way!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **DarkN** » 2009.10.14 (23:41)

Um, you failed to grant his wish by not posting a wish after yor corruption, therefore you did not corrupt his wish in any way. Failing to grant a wish is not the same as corrupting it. However, it is noteworthy that there is nothing you could do to stop others from posting wishes to corrupt. Based on this conclusion, you have absolutely no power in determining whether or not you grant his wish, and there is absolutely no way to corrupt it. Observe these 2 possibilities:
1. Everyone fails to post a wish from this point onward, therefore your non-granting and non-corruption of his wish will have taken effect; or
2. there continue to be wishes posted after people's corruptions, and you grant his wish and fail to corrupt it.
There's no way you can win.

*ahem* I wish for Technochocolate's wish to not be granted.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2009.10.14 (23:45)

Granted, but Technochocolate begins pelting you with snowballs.

I wish for DarkN to delete that last post.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **DarkN** » 2009.10.14 (23:47)

You didn't grant the wish again. Granted, but then he I repost it immediately.

I wish for Awesome67 to step up to the challenge. (Oh snap.)

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