April Fools jokes

http://nmaps.net/user/tileset_maker · Postby **terrazza** » 2010.04.01 (06:50)

So did any jokes today?

Heaps of people in my class just don't even know what today is...

BTW, Southpaw, your shoelace is untied.
BTW, PALEMOON, I smashed your car.
BTW other people in this website, You got banned on NUMA.

April Fools lol.

http://nmaps.net/user/guy_zap · Postby **fawk** » 2010.04.01 (15:14)

Tweet from Tim Minchin:

"I'm dead. April fool's, I'm not really dead."

but other than that, my 'hilarious' French teacher told us we had a test today. We all panicked a little, though.

http://nmaps.net/user/Tunco123 · Postby **Tunco** » 2010.04.01 (15:41)

This year I'm at home not going to school but last year it was hilarious as fuck, we sprayed a fart gas all over the English class and it smelled so bad we had to get outside the class.

Wahahaha.

http://nmaps.net/user/_destiny%5E%2D · Postby **Destiny** » 2010.04.01 (15:48)

Tunco wrote:This year I'm at home not going to school but last year it was hilarious as fuck, we sprayed a fart gas all over the English class and it smelled so bad we had to get outside the class.

Wahahaha.

Because it was april fools? O_o

http://nmaps.net/user/incluye · Postby **otters** » 2010.04.01 (17:45)

Made this.

Postby **otters~1** » 2010.04.01 (19:06)

Friends dropped some dead squirrels down a story or two at my loverly school and they exploded everywhere.

Side note: I hate this thread.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Kablizzy · Postby **Kablizzy** » 2010.04.01 (19:19)

One of my co-workers and his brother posted some stuff on their respective facebooks this morning;

"My parents house is gone. Everything was lost in the fire. All I want to know is, why?"

and

"At my moms seeing what we can salvage. This is just so unbelieveable.....please pray for my parents and my family. This is a tough time for all of us. "

Gotta be an April Fool's prank, but I don't have the testicles to call 'em on it. Collaborative pranks for the win!

Edit: Also, none of these are April Fool's Pranks, they're just you guys being fucktards.

http://nmaps.net/user/incluye · Postby **otters** » 2010.04.01 (22:31)

Smörgåsbord wrote:Edit: Also, none of these are April Fool's Pranks, they're just you guys being fucktards.

I'd say mine is pretty clever and non-detrimental.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Kablizzy · Postby **Kablizzy** » 2010.04.02 (01:07)

ǝʎn1ɔuı wrote:
Smörgåsbord wrote:Edit: Also, none of these are April Fool's Pranks, they're just you guys being fucktards.
I'd say mine is pretty clever and non-detrimental.

Yours was amazing. Then again, you're not a fucktard.

http://nmaps.net/user/golfkid · Postby **golf** » 2010.04.02 (01:22)

Supposedly, my roommate's Chem professor did the whole hour and a half lecture in a New Zealand accent today. (We're in the USA, and the prof is American) Don't think its necessarily hilarious, but I had him for two semesters and his sense of humor is very dry.

http://nmaps.net/user/_destiny%5E%2D · Postby **Destiny** » 2010.04.02 (01:23)

Smörgåsbord wrote:
ǝʎn1ɔuı wrote:
Smörgåsbord wrote:Edit: Also, none of these are April Fool's Pranks, they're just you guys being fucktards.
I'd say mine is pretty clever and non-detrimental.
Yours was amazing. Then again, you're not a fucktard.

I think that's as close to a compliment as Kablizzy's ever given.

http://nmaps.net/user/spawn_of_yanni · Postby **Spawn of Yanni** » 2010.04.02 (01:36)

The campus newspaper has been posting random shit on its website for the duration of the day. I thought this was great.

http://www.nmaps.net/user/Kablizzy · Postby **Kablizzy** » 2010.04.02 (03:25)

Smörgåsbord wrote:One of my co-workers and his brother posted some stuff on their respective facebooks this morning;

"My parents house is gone. Everything was lost in the fire. All I want to know is, why?"

and

"At my moms seeing what we can salvage. This is just so unbelieveable.....please pray for my parents and my family. This is a tough time for all of us. "

Gotta be an April Fool's prank, but I don't have the testicles to call 'em on it. Collaborative pranks for the win!

Holy fuck, they weren't pranking... Now I'm just fucking depressed.

http://nmaps.net/user/gloomp · Postby **unoriginal name** » 2010.04.02 (04:40)

Noticed my friend's shoelace was untied. Said, "Hey, <friend>. Your shoelace isn't untied."

Postby **t̷s͢uk̕a͡t͜ư** » 2010.04.02 (07:24)

xVxCrushloaderusSupremusxVx wrote:Noticed my friend's shoelace was untied. Said, "Hey, <friend>. Your shoelace isn't untied."

Rapscalion.

Postby **otters~1** » 2010.04.02 (17:46)

flagmyidol wrote:Friends dropped some dead squirrels down a story or two at my loverly school and they exploded everywhere.

I found out later that this had nothing to do with April Fools Day. Dude's just weird.

EDIT: xkcd was fucking excellent on the 1st.

Metanet Forums

April Fools jokes

Who is online