April Fools jokes
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Heaps of people in my class just don't even know what today is...
BTW, Southpaw, your shoelace is untied.
BTW, PALEMOON, I smashed your car.
BTW other people in this website, You got banned on NUMA.
April Fools lol.

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"I'm dead. April fool's, I'm not really dead."
but other than that, my 'hilarious' French teacher told us we had a test today. We all panicked a little, though.

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Wahahaha.

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Because it was april fools? O_oTunco wrote:This year I'm at home not going to school but last year it was hilarious as fuck, we sprayed a fart gas all over the English class and it smelled so bad we had to get outside the class.
Wahahaha.


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Side note: I hate this thread.
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- Unsavory Conquistador of the Western Front
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"My parents house is gone. Everything was lost in the fire. All I want to know is, why?"
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"At my moms seeing what we can salvage. This is just so unbelieveable.....please pray for my parents and my family. This is a tough time for all of us. "
Gotta be an April Fool's prank, but I don't have the testicles to call 'em on it. Collaborative pranks for the win!
Edit: Also, none of these are April Fool's Pranks, they're just you guys being fucktards.

vankusss wrote:What 'more time' means?
I'm going to buy some ham.
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I'd say mine is pretty clever and non-detrimental.Smörgåsbord wrote:Edit: Also, none of these are April Fool's Pranks, they're just you guys being fucktards.

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Yours was amazing. Then again, you're not a fucktard.ǝʎn1ɔuı wrote:I'd say mine is pretty clever and non-detrimental.Smörgåsbord wrote:Edit: Also, none of these are April Fool's Pranks, they're just you guys being fucktards.

vankusss wrote:What 'more time' means?
I'm going to buy some ham.
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I think that's as close to a compliment as Kablizzy's ever given.Smörgåsbord wrote:Yours was amazing. Then again, you're not a fucktard.ǝʎn1ɔuı wrote:I'd say mine is pretty clever and non-detrimental.Smörgåsbord wrote:Edit: Also, none of these are April Fool's Pranks, they're just you guys being fucktards.


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Holy fuck, they weren't pranking... Now I'm just fucking depressed.Smörgåsbord wrote:One of my co-workers and his brother posted some stuff on their respective facebooks this morning;
"My parents house is gone. Everything was lost in the fire. All I want to know is, why?"
and
"At my moms seeing what we can salvage. This is just so unbelieveable.....please pray for my parents and my family. This is a tough time for all of us. "
Gotta be an April Fool's prank, but I don't have the testicles to call 'em on it. Collaborative pranks for the win!

vankusss wrote:What 'more time' means?
I'm going to buy some ham.
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Rapscalion.xVxCrushloaderusSupremusxVx wrote:Noticed my friend's shoelace was untied. Said, "Hey, <friend>. Your shoelace isn't untied."

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I found out later that this had nothing to do with April Fools Day. Dude's just weird.flagmyidol wrote:Friends dropped some dead squirrels down a story or two at my loverly school and they exploded everywhere.
EDIT: xkcd was fucking excellent on the 1st.
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