Jack Wakes Up And Doesn't Know Where He Is

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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2011.01.02 (16:20)

If the exploding toilet made a hole in the ceiling, try to get up in there (e.g. by using the bed as a step or something).
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It's kinda damp and looks weak, but there's no hole.

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Postby squibbles » 2011.01.02 (16:38)

take the lid off the water-holding-part of the toilet, and use that as a hammer on the wet and weakened roof.
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Tsukatu wrote:I don't know what it is, squibbles, but my brain keeps inserting "black" into random parts of your posts these days.
I totally just read that as, "I'd hate to be the only black guy stuck using v1.4."
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Postby unoriginal name » 2011.01.03 (00:40)

Go back to sleep. It's not even five yet.

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Postby Sunset » 2011.01.03 (01:11)

Take the parts of the toilet and throw them up there, it could be worth your time.

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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2011.01.03 (11:56)

take the lid off the water-holding-part of the toilet, and use that as a hammer on the wet and weakened roof.
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Postby fawk » 2011.01.03 (13:00)

Look around, first.
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Postby 乳头的早餐谷物 » 2011.01.03 (13:24)

TAKE THE GUN
M E A T N E T 1 9 9 2

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Postby Donfuy » 2011.01.03 (13:44)

No no no. First inspect that thing he has on his face and check if he's really sleeping.

If he is, well, wear that red thing like a bandana. You should look great with that and the gun.
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Postby Vyacheslav » 2011.01.03 (14:38)

That guy in the chair looks an awful lot like one of these men.

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Postby fawk » 2011.01.03 (17:42)

Ah, maybe that's a hint/coincidence. What's that from?
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Postby Universezero » 2011.01.03 (21:56)

fawk wrote:Ah, maybe that's a hint/coincidence. What's that from?
It's a random comic that Yanni made a while back for no particular series.

Anyway. Take the gun and wake the guy up, if he isn't already (I assume he is, as he hasn't pointed the gun at you). Try and get him to tell you more about where you are. If he retaliates, kill him. If he won't give you answer, shoot him in the leg. If still won't give you answers, kill him.
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Postby unoriginal name » 2011.01.03 (23:19)

That's a fetish blindfold if I've ever seen one. Slap him in the face and drip wax on his genitals.

Also, maybe take the gun first I guess.

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Postby otters~1 » 2011.01.04 (03:36)

Make sure there aren't fifteen other guards in the room watching you in surprise and shock.
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Postby Sunset » 2011.01.04 (14:21)

Take the gun and hold the man prisoner. Something good can come from that.

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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2011.01.07 (22:52)

wake the guy up, if he isn't already (I assume he is, as he hasn't pointed the gun at you). Try and get him to tell you more about where you are. If he retaliates, kill him.
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TAKE THE GUN
and the gun.
Take the gun
maybe take the gun
Take the gun
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Postby scythe » 2011.01.07 (23:53)

Cover your head with something. It can't zap your head off if it doesn't know where it is, right?
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Postby otters~1 » 2011.01.08 (02:15)

Room 3A. Hopefully this means you are on the third floor, possibly near a stairwell or elevator. Get the fuck out of there.
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Postby squibbles » 2011.01.08 (05:59)

I knew it.

No way you'd get a gun in the second room. It was way too good to be true.

Anyway, easy solution is to remove all bullets and when confronting enemies, point it at your own face and pull the trigger repeatedly. The decapitation effect would go forwards then, right?
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Tsukatu wrote:I don't know what it is, squibbles, but my brain keeps inserting "black" into random parts of your posts these days.
I totally just read that as, "I'd hate to be the only black guy stuck using v1.4."
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Postby krusch » 2011.01.08 (07:48)

You don't want to become a murderer just yet!

You notice that the Old Spice is mysteriously misnamed "Cold Spice". Perhaps you can apply this to the sleeping man's neck and decapitated head for some sort of rough-and-ready cryogenic preservation.
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Postby otters~1 » 2011.01.08 (20:42)

entwilight wrote:You notice that the Old Spice is mysteriously misnamed "Cold Spice". Perhaps you can apply this to the sleeping man's neck and decapitated head for some sort of rough-and-ready cryogenic preservation.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha. /Please/ draw this.
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Postby Sunset » 2011.01.08 (22:40)

entwilight wrote:You don't want to become a murderer just yet!

You notice that the Old Spice is mysteriously misnamed "Cold Spice". Perhaps you can apply this to the sleeping man's neck and decapitated head for some sort of rough-and-ready cryogenic preservation.
DO THIS

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Postby squibbles » 2011.01.09 (00:00)

boozy panache wrote:
entwilight wrote:You notice that the Old Spice is mysteriously misnamed "Cold Spice". Perhaps you can apply this to the sleeping man's neck and decapitated head for some sort of rough-and-ready cryogenic preservation.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha. /Please/ draw this.
It must involve Isaiah Mustafa.
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Tsukatu wrote:I don't know what it is, squibbles, but my brain keeps inserting "black" into random parts of your posts these days.
I totally just read that as, "I'd hate to be the only black guy stuck using v1.4."
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Postby Universezero » 2011.01.09 (08:39)

Check the chair and the table. Also, try to find what decapitated that guy (and possibly disable it).
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Postby squibbles » 2011.01.09 (11:06)

Universezero wrote:Also, try to find what decapitated that guy (and possibly disable it).
It was the gun.

"Warning: Random chance of decapitation"
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Tsukatu wrote:I don't know what it is, squibbles, but my brain keeps inserting "black" into random parts of your posts these days.
I totally just read that as, "I'd hate to be the only black guy stuck using v1.4."
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Postby Spawn of Yanni » 2011.01.09 (12:25)

squibbles wrote:
boozy panache wrote:
entwilight wrote:You notice that the Old Spice is mysteriously misnamed "Cold Spice". Perhaps you can apply this to the sleeping man's neck and decapitated head for some sort of rough-and-ready cryogenic preservation.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha. /Please/ draw this.
It must involve Isaiah Mustafa.
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