Everything can injure you.

[Pikman]

You played that before?

Yeah.

Spam can lag your browser and cause you to throw your computer out the window, only to rethink your decision and run outside. Your computer then hits you in the head and triggers a brain aneurysm.

Writing C++, grr.

[remm]

C++ will give you some intense RSI, crippling you, making you unable to reach out for basic necessities. You will die of starvation.

The moon

[Rule]

The moon?
Have you guys ever heart of werewolves? You know, those humans that transform into giant wolves when there is a full moon? You will know what I mean if you do know werewolves. But, for the people that do not know them, I'll explain. Imagine, you are walking beside the lake with your girlfriend and suddenly you see that it is full moon. You stop to show your girl the beautiful sight of the moon's light shining on the water. But, suddenly, you here a sound behind you. You look but can't see anything. So quickly you walk on. But then out of nowhere it appears. The werewolf. You and your girlfriend start to run like crazy but your girl falls. The wolf reaches her and eats her. You are so mad that he killed her, that you decide to kill the thing. You fail because the thing is much stronger. Technically, you're not dead yet. So, some idiot decides to shoot you. With silver bullets. and so you die.
And that's how the moon can kill you.

Your brains.
(Not your thoughts, your brains)

[lookatthisisgoodatn]

They fall out of your head.
Beer.

[Eiturlyf]

You drink too much, go to an AA metting, meet a bunch of droonk Canadians, get into a fight, get arrested and go on the Tonight Show.

[wumbla]

okay, you insantly love spam, you wat it 3 times a day, breakfast, lunch and dinner. Then this law comes out saying that spam is illagal in all countries becouse it can be made into drugs, but you just love your spam so mauch, after awhile people find out you have spam, and ythey call in millitary force. No more spam for you.

scotch tape

[Rule]

I don't know what that is. But if you eat it and then you can't breath because it's stuck. Well... you're dead then.

brains.
lookatthisisgoodatn did not say how brains could kill you so I try again.
brains.
(not thoughts, not them falling out of your head, brains)

[Pikman]

Stinky Bean =/= Spam

Brains are placed into giant, super destructive robots that blow up the world and everything in it.

~ (tilde)

[lookatthisisgoodatn]

You go insane trying to find the bloody thing.
Ah, there it is. ~.
All the colours in the next sentence.
HasanyonehereplayedPersona3before?

[Pikman]

onoz you repeated t3h red!!!!1!!11!1

Some of the colors are too dark for the forum skin, so I tear my eyeballs out trying to read them.
I've seen Persona 3, but not played it. I played a short demo of FES, though.

Crayons!

[lookatthisisgoodatn]

Pretty good, isn't it?
Anyways, you imitate Homer Simpson and ram one up your nose. It hits your brain, killing you.
How can a pair of fake boobs hurt you?

[Sithmaster]

you go for a plane ride, they air pressure getting to low, the fake ta-tas expand and then explode (but the chick looks really hot just before they go boom!)

a gentle pony

[bhz]

You attempt to ride it, then fall onto the cement. Serious injuries.
Air.

[isaacx]

you try to kill air, and so it dies and you die

nothingness

[Nan__d_Chaser]

you try to jump into it but fall and hit your nose.

Pacifist

[twentythree]

In an attempt to avoid people tripping, they throw away your inhaler, not knowing what it is, and you die of an asthma attack.
A nail gun

[Rule]

"A nail gun"?
You might decide to fix that lovely old chair that you once got from your grandpa. First you search everywhere in the house and then you see that you don't even have a nail gun. You go to your neighbours to ask for it, but they don't have one either. Well, the only thing you can still do then is to go to the shop and buy one. After you have bought one, you go back to your house. So, when you come home you look for some nails. Luckily for you, you do still have those! So, you start repairing that lovely chair. But, of course you are not so good when it comes to repairing things. So, while repairing the lovely chair, you suddenly shoot a nail into your hand. You start screaming really, really hard because it hurts like hell. The neighbours start running to your home because you screamed so loud that they could here you. First they show you they actually had a nail gun and then they start to help you. They want to put away the nail gun but then they shoot, accidentally of course, and it hits you in your eye and instantly kills you.
And that's how "A nail gun" can kill you.

evil_sire ^^

[b3njamin]

Evil_sire farts and kills me.

a banana

[Nan__d_Chaser]

You peel it and the peel falls to the gorund. Somebody slips on it and falls into lava.

WordPad

[b3njamin]

wordpad gets sick of being in a computer. So it made itself into a musled man and killed you.


a tampon

[Ad]

(I wouldn't read this)

You trip, land face first on the tampon, and swallow it. It gets lodged in your throat. The moisture is causing it to expand gradually, you're struggling to breathe. You need to take drastic action, now. You:

a) Put your fingers down your throat, attempting to trigger a gag reflex so you can grab the string and pull it back out as your own vomit causes you to seemingly regurgitate a tampon. It works, but the vomit doesn't push the tampon out, and it expands due to the added water content. The staff at the mortuary can't tell whether you were asphyxiated by your vomit or the tampon.

b) Grab a drink, aiming to dislodge it. Unfortunately, it backfires, and expands rapidly. You die in seconds. Twat. You would have at least you had a chance of survival with the whole vomit inducing thing.

---

A Tetris Game Boy cartridge.

[Nan__d_Chaser]

purse

[EdoI]

Someone hits you in your head with a purse.

Sponge

[Nan__d_Chaser]

absorbs your sweat so you get dehydrated and die

rain

[RedSham]

The rain causes a massive flood, so you throw your mattress out of the window to stay on it to survive. Unfortunately, your mattress doesn't float...

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