Everything can injure you.
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Ya know how the teachers never solve ANY problems? As a result of this, you become a loner who doesn't trust anyone. Just so ya know, this happened to me.
And that's how school can harm you.
A pen.
And that's how school can harm you.
A pen.


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"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." -Me
- The Length, in Kilometers, of Bahrain's Coastline.
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The pen has come to live, it has grown arms and legs. It has come to live to kill you. when you are asleep, the pen comes into your room with a pencil and stabs you. then when your chest has a hole, it goes to your heart to give it a overdosis Ink.
a football
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Easy: The tomatoes were grown in Chernobyl, Ukraine. You die of cancer.
Gender confusion.
Gender confusion.

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you go to the girls toilet and get beat up by girls.
teletubbies
teletubbies
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Get really hyper. Run up a building and off the other side.
...It's a skyscraper.
Domino's Pizza menu.
...Mmm... Pizza.
...It's a skyscraper.
Domino's Pizza menu.
...Mmm... Pizza.


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hmmm piiiizza
You eat to much get you get fat. people will think that you're a whale and push you back to sea. then you drown.
The colour red
You eat to much get you get fat. people will think that you're a whale and push you back to sea. then you drown.
The colour red
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You think it's blood and you have a heart attack.
Pac-man.
Pac-man.


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nothing can stop it!
Those things after pacman
Cookie
Those things after pacman
Cookie
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After trying to figure out what that is for several days, you kill yourself.
Air.
Air.

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you realise that you are on mars where there is no oxygen. you die.
the grim reaper. be creative, and try and get an idea from the movie, ''monty pythons: the meaning of life''
the grim reaper. be creative, and try and get an idea from the movie, ''monty pythons: the meaning of life''

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''I shall kill you until you die from it!''
remember kids, If at first you dont succeed, you fail.
do you like pie? if so, copy and paste this into your signiture.
(click sig which was made by Why_Me)
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You end up getting beaten to death by a plastic guitar (Ah, a little bit of easy lateral thinking for you there).
A pair of Safety Scissors.
A pair of Safety Scissors.
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You get so frustrated trying to use them that you hurl them out the window, injuring an old lady walking by. She sues you for everything you own. While living on the street, you get beat up to death by homeless men because you smell better then they do.
Tube socks.
Tube socks.

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Tons of mosquitoes can get in your hair, but hide so you cant reach them and suck your blood until you die.
IceCream
IceCream



- Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
You laugh because I'm different...........I laugh cause I just farted!
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You eat so much you get frozen in an ice cube and four hundred years later,you are discovered and they accidentally cut your head off with the thawing lazer.
A cat
A cat
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It eats you.
An apple.
An apple.

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It starts to fly toward your neck and eventually breaks your wind pipe and you die.
A PlayStation 3
A PlayStation 3
Make this smaller? Blizzy do!
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You spend too much time on it and then you dedicate your life to it. After that you have no social life and you die.
A small envelope.
A small envelope.

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you try to put a note in it but the note comes alive and eats you.
a bottle of glue
a bottle of glue
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you eat it and it cuts your veins
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