Everything can injure you.

http://nmaps.net/user/UniverseZero · Postby **Universezero** » 2008.12.10 (01:37)

You quote someone, insulting them deeply enough so that they come and kill you.

School

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2008.12.10 (20:05)

Ya know how the teachers never solve ANY problems? As a result of this, you become a loner who doesn't trust anyone. Just so ya know, this happened to me.
And that's how school can harm you.
A pen.

http://nmaps.net/user/b3njamin · Postby **b3njamin** » 2008.12.10 (20:19)

16+

The pen has come to live, it has grown arms and legs. It has come to live to kill you. when you are asleep, the pen comes into your room with a pencil and stabs you. then when your chest has a hole, it goes to your heart to give it a overdosis Ink.

a football

http://nmaps.net/user/RedSham · Postby **RedSham** » 2008.12.10 (21:49)

You catch the football and everyone tackles you and you break all the bones in your body.

Pizza

http://nmaps.net/user/_underscore_ · Postby **_underscore_** » 2008.12.11 (02:07)

Easy: The tomatoes were grown in Chernobyl, Ukraine. You die of cancer.

Gender confusion.

http://nmaps.net/user/b3njamin · Postby **b3njamin** » 2008.12.11 (19:28)

you go to the girls toilet and get beat up by girls.

teletubbies

http://nmaps.net/user/nan__d_chaser · Postby **Nan__d_Chaser** » 2008.12.12 (00:36)

Somebody throws one at you while you are on a balcony, you jump out of the way, but you accidentally jump of the edge and die.

Sugar

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2008.12.14 (19:10)

Get really hyper. Run up a building and off the other side.
...It's a skyscraper.
Domino's Pizza menu.
...Mmm... Pizza.

http://nmaps.net/user/b3njamin · Postby **b3njamin** » 2008.12.15 (15:26)

hmmm piiiizza

You eat to much get you get fat. people will think that you're a whale and push you back to sea. then you drown.

The colour red

Postby **lookatthisisgoodatn** » 2008.12.16 (17:20)

You think it's blood and you have a heart attack.
Pac-man.

http://nmaps.net/user/b3njamin · Postby **b3njamin** » 2008.12.16 (17:30)

nothing can stop it!

Those things after pacman

Cookie

http://nmaps.net/user/nan__d_chaser · Postby **Nan__d_Chaser** » 2009.01.10 (00:07)

you throw it like a ninja star and it decapitates someone.

In-n-Out hat

http://nmaps.net/user/_underscore_ · Postby **_underscore_** » 2009.02.01 (18:52)

After trying to figure out what that is for several days, you kill yourself.

Air.

Postby **deltainferno** » 2009.02.01 (19:13)

you realise that you are on mars where there is no oxygen. you die.

the grim reaper. be creative, and try and get an idea from the movie, ''monty pythons: the meaning of life''

http://nmaps.net/user/Drathmoore · Postby **Drathmoore** » 2009.02.01 (21:03)

You end up getting beaten to death by a plastic guitar (Ah, a little bit of easy lateral thinking for you there).

A pair of Safety Scissors.

http://nmaps.net/user/_underscore_ · Postby **_underscore_** » 2009.02.02 (11:24)

You get so frustrated trying to use them that you hurl them out the window, injuring an old lady walking by. She sues you for everything you own. While living on the street, you get beat up to death by homeless men because you smell better then they do.

Tube socks.

http://nmaps.net/user/nan__d_chaser · Postby **Nan__d_Chaser** » 2009.03.22 (17:14)

You put it over your head and suffocate.

hair

http://nmaps.net/user/tomthebomb · Postby **tomthebomb** » 2009.03.22 (19:09)

Tons of mosquitoes can get in your hair, but hide so you cant reach them and suck your blood until you die.

IceCream

http://nmaps.net/user/lolzers · Postby **lolzers** » 2009.03.22 (19:20)

You eat so much you get frozen in an ice cube and four hundred years later,you are discovered and they accidentally cut your head off with the thawing lazer.

A cat

http://nmaps.net/user/29403 · Postby **29403** » 2009.03.22 (19:21)

It eats you.

An apple.

http://nmaps.net/user/lolzers · Postby **lolzers** » 2009.03.22 (19:22)

It starts to fly toward your neck and eventually breaks your wind pipe and you die.

A PlayStation 3

http://nmaps.net/user/29403 · Postby **29403** » 2009.03.22 (19:23)

You spend too much time on it and then you dedicate your life to it. After that you have no social life and you die.

A small envelope.

http://nmaps.net/user/lolzers · Postby **lolzers** » 2009.03.22 (19:24)

you try to put a note in it but the note comes alive and eats you.

a bottle of glue

http://nmaps.net/user/nan__d_chaser · Postby **Nan__d_Chaser** » 2009.03.23 (16:42)

You snort it and die.

A grain of sand

http://nmaps.net/user/lolzers · Postby **lolzers** » 2009.05.17 (22:59)

you eat it and it cuts your veins

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