Corrupt a Wish

http://nmaps.net/user/Lightning55 · Postby **Lightning55** » 2009.01.31 (17:14)

Granted, but it turns out it was poisonous and kills you in 2 weeks.

I wish I had a cat in perfect health that was immune to infections and somehow easily could avoid all accidents and the forces of nature.

http://nmaps.net/user/maxson924 · Postby **Rose** » 2009.01.31 (17:35)

Granted. It runs away.

I wish Lightning's cat came back.

http://nmaps.net/user/greenblack · Postby **blackbelmoral** » 2009.01.31 (19:40)

granted, but it is hit by a supernatural force:
suki's sick sarcasm.

i wish i had a million dollars

http://nmaps.net/user/maxson924 · Postby **Rose** » 2009.01.31 (20:58)

Granted. They're Zimbabwe dollars, which equate to like 1 US dollar (seriously, it's ridiculous)

I wish Zimbabwe wasn't so poor (something besides "Well now your country's poor instead")

http://nmaps.net/user/sithmaster · Postby **Sithmaster** » 2009.02.01 (21:47)

granted, but the global economy fails. now every country is poor

I wish Maxson hadn't ruined the global economy

http://nmaps.net/user/Lightning55 · Postby **Lightning55** » 2009.02.01 (22:27)

Granted, but it takes your life in exchange.

I wish my cat came back to life.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **Studebacher Hoch** » 2009.02.02 (03:37)

Fine, your cat's alive, but it no longer loves you.

I wish I had a can of that delicious Heinz Scooby-Doo shaped pasta stuff.

http://nmaps.net/user/maxson924 · Postby **Rose** » 2009.02.02 (04:40)

Granted. You get the can, but not the pasta inside.

I wish I got the pasta instead.

http://nmaps.net/user/greenblack · Postby **blackbelmoral** » 2009.02.03 (15:12)

granted, but its moldy chef boyardee.

i wish i had memorized the c++ language

http://nmaps.net/user/Lightning55 · Postby **Lightning55** » 2009.02.03 (20:44)

Granted, but then the world advances and no longer uses C++

I wish for my cat to come back, love me, and be obedient. I have food.

http://nmaps.net/user/greenblack · Postby **blackbelmoral** » 2009.02.04 (15:01)

if he were to come back, he'd realize that he's losing an oppurtunity. so, he just ran to your neighbors house.

i wish for the number "eleventy seven"

http://nmaps.net/user/Lightning55 · Postby **Lightning55** » 2009.02.05 (16:23)

Granted, but numbers mean nothing in the new chaotic eleventy seven number world.

I wish my cat came back BECAUSE HE LOVED ME >:(

http://nmaps.net/user/pni · Postby **Pixon** » 2009.02.05 (22:05)

Granted. He comes back. Nothing bad happens.

I wish that my computer was faster.

Postby **大見解** » 2009.02.05 (22:46)

Granted, but the computer crashes from going faster.

I wish I had a car (can't drive yet though)

http://nmaps.net/user/Lightning55 · Postby **Lightning55** » 2009.02.06 (23:35)

Granted, but the car becomes a victim of hail, and gets utterly banged up and an almost destroyed chasis.

I wish I had another invincible cat that overly loved me.

Postby **Sniperwhere** » 2009.02.06 (23:37)

Granted, but it loved you so much, you couldn't love it back, and it died of a broken heart.( O_O )

I wish I could do half as well in Photoshop as I do in GIMP.

http://nmaps.net/user/pni · Postby **Pixon** » 2009.02.07 (15:05)

Granted, but then you fail at everything else.

I wish I had a beer.

http://nmaps.net/user/Empire · Postby **Banned** » 2009.02.08 (13:14)

Granted, but it tastes like wine.
I wish for... a new skateboard.

http://nmaps.net/user/pni · Postby **Pixon** » 2009.02.08 (14:40)

Granted, but then you decide to ride it alongside a canyon, and the wheels fall, so you fall to your demise.

I wish I had Bubble Bath Babes for the NES.

http://nmaps.net/user/Drathmoore · Postby **Drathmoore** » 2009.02.08 (15:25)

You get a copy of Bubble Bath Blokes.

I wish for a book.

http://nmaps.net/user/pni · Postby **Pixon** » 2009.02.08 (15:28)

Granted, but then the book spontaneously combusts.

I wish I had Bubble Bath Babes for the NES.

http://nmaps.net/user/greenblack · Postby **blackbelmoral** » 2009.02.08 (22:50)

too bad that the bath in the game boils, wipes out your game file, and short-circuits your nes.

i wish i had a wii.

http://nmaps.net/user/donfuy · Postby **Donfuy** » 2009.02.08 (23:39)

Granted, but I steal your Wiimote, Nunchuk and power supply.

CAREFUL - EXTREME VIOLENCE

I take a hammer. I see her desperately flashing her blue light, smoothly.

I have to resist. - I think.

She's still flashing.

I should not betray my Wii. - I think.

Slowly.

She's really turning me on - he says

Smoothly.
No. We have to rEsiST!

CRASH

The last thing you see is the last try of the Wii to get an update.

Better go home.

*opens...

Flashing.
Smoothly.
Softly.
Slowly.

I grab the Wiimote.
I grab the Nunchuk.

Let's reach the spot.

I wish moderator status.

http://nmaps.net/user/Empire · Postby **Banned** » 2009.02.10 (01:34)

Granted. For 2 milliseconds.

I wish for eternal snow.

http://nmaps.net/user/greenblack · Postby **blackbelmoral** » 2009.02.10 (01:42)

granted, but its only in a 10'x10'x10' cube always around you.

i wish i made better maps.

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