Corrupt a Wish

http://nmaps.net/user/isaacx · Postby **isaacx** » 2009.02.27 (17:19)

granted, but tommorow

i wish life was worth living

http://nmaps.net/user/pni · Postby **Pixon** » 2009.02.27 (20:54)

Granted, but then you get raped by life.

I wish I could get a featured map.

http://nmaps.net/user/_underscore_ · Postby **_underscore_** » 2009.02.28 (01:15)

Granted, but you made with a N Map Generator. After suffering years of guilt, you shoot yourself in the head.

I wish I had a slightly less morbid response.

http://nmaps.net/user/monkeyfish · Postby **monkeyfish** » 2009.02.28 (02:23)

_underscore_ wrote:Granted, but you made with a N Map Generator. After suffering years of guilt, you shoot yourself in the head.

I wish I had a slightly less morbid response.

You edit your post and respond that he got a featured map because you love him and you got it featured. Then you realize you only love strangers. This causes you to shoot yourself in the head. You didn't have a morbid response, only a morbid end.

I wish that I would stop being such a hypocrite.

http://nmaps.net/user/isaacx · Postby **isaacx** » 2009.02.28 (03:32)

granted. you will stop being a hypocrite for a while...........times up! you are now hypocritical again

i wish more people would post in the F&G subsection so it doesn't look like im spamming and i can have more fun

http://nmaps.net/user/apse · Postby **aapse** » 2009.02.28 (05:31)

granted. but then you die.

i wish this post would be deleted.

http://nmaps.net/user/pni · Postby **Pixon** » 2009.02.28 (12:28)

monkeyfish wrote:
_underscore_ wrote:Granted, but you made with a N Map Generator. After suffering years of guilt, you shoot yourself in the head.
You edit your post and respond that he got a featured map because you love him and you got it featured.

<33333333333333

Granted, but then I post the exact same thing.

I wish I had some AA batteries.

http://nmaps.net/user/_underscore_ · Postby **_underscore_** » 2009.02.28 (15:30)

Granted, but the AA batteries are from the Reagan administration. Whatever you intended to use them on explodes.
I wish this wish would not be granted.

http://nmaps.net/user/pni · Postby **Pixon** » 2009.02.28 (15:39)

Granted.

I wish that my printer was working.

http://nmaps.net/user/isaacx · Postby **isaacx** » 2009.02.28 (15:43)

granted but you dont have any ink and there is none left in the world

i wish i can corrupt wishes better

http://nmaps.net/user/apse · Postby **aapse** » 2009.02.28 (15:55)

granted. you start to corrupt wishes so well, that everyone eventually reckons you're a dick, and then abandon you.

i wish for perpetual screaming.

http://nmaps.net/user/monkeyfish · Postby **monkeyfish** » 2009.02.28 (16:31)

yes but you soon go deaf

i wish i could see a shooting star

http://nmaps.net/user/isaacx · Postby **isaacx** » 2009.02.28 (18:31)

granted, but wasn't a real shooting star

i wish i was an admin for today, for real

http://nmaps.net/user/_underscore_ · Postby **_underscore_** » 2009.03.02 (11:33)

You get janitorial admin duty.
I wish I had an extra day to do my report.

http://nmaps.net/user/apse · Postby **aapse** » 2009.03.02 (13:15)

you get an extra day, but then your report self combusts.

i wish for towels.

http://nmaps.net/user/monkeyfish · Postby **monkeyfish** » 2009.03.02 (18:01)

granted,
under the circumstance that you can only wear them around your head.

i wish for green

http://nmaps.net/user/apse · Postby **aapse** » 2009.03.02 (22:57)

granted. but then, due to the rebellious nature of an exiled angel, all yellow disappears from the world.

i wish for a feast.

http://nmaps.net/user/pni · Postby **Pixon** » 2009.03.02 (23:15)

Granted, but you stuff yourself to death.

I wish for Yogos that don't taste like a cat's butt.

Postby **deltainferno** » 2009.03.02 (23:19)

granted, but i dont know what a yogo is

i wish for a pool of cats that i could jump into whenever i wished for it

http://nmaps.net/user/pni · Postby **Pixon** » 2009.03.03 (00:23)

Deltainferno: Yogos

Granted, but then you get covered with cat bites and scratches.

I wish I wouldn't have to clean my cats litter box.

http://nmaps.net/user/apse · Postby **aapse** » 2009.03.03 (09:12)

granted. you are invited to a professional cat litter box conference, where you hire three of the best to do it for you, at the price of your corrupted soul.

http://nmaps.net/user/isaacx · Postby **isaacx** » 2009.03.03 (13:24)

granted, too bad you didn't make a wish

i wish school hours were shorter

http://nmaps.net/user/Tunco123 · Postby **Tunco** » 2009.03.04 (17:29)

granted,schools are getting longer and longer because of stupid school rules.

I wish nobody can grant this wish.

http://nmaps.net/user/_underscore_ · Postby **_underscore_** » 2009.03.05 (11:30)

You lose.
I wish I could stop time.

http://nmaps.net/user/apse · Postby **aapse** » 2009.03.05 (11:32)

not possible.

i wish i could stop time.

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