The (mis?)adventures of Bob.
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Ok decided to try one of those forum drives where the comic goes where the forum goers tell it to things so lets start off.
This is bob. (He has arms you just can't see them right now)
Bob is in a room with a door.
Ok forum goers now what does Bob do?
This is bob. (He has arms you just can't see them right now)
Bob is in a room with a door.
Ok forum goers now what does Bob do?
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Bob needs to enter said door and prepare a meal. The meal will be a random, so look at it this way, if it's chicken, chicken a la king, if it's fish, fish a la king, if it's turkey, fish a la king. The random food will actually be Soylent Green, to which you need to fix a meal that look like shit, but in the end, use the vial you received from the cook that taught you to... cook. After the battle of the chefs, Professor Farnsworth will then examine the vial and tell you that it is just water, laced with LSD.
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I'm not quite that good with spriting yet.Snuggletummy wrote:Bob needs to enter said door and prepare a meal. The meal will be a random, so look at it this way, if it's chicken, chicken a la king, if it's fish, fish a la king, if it's turkey, fish a la king. The random food will actually be Soylent Green, to which you need to fix a meal that look like shit, but in the end, use the vial you received from the cook that taught you to... cook. After the battle of the chefs, Professor Farnsworth will then examine the vial and tell you that it is just water, laced with LSD.
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Open the door and be prepared for danger from all sides.
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' this means thought 'lord_day wrote:Open the door and be prepared for danger from all sides.
" this means speech "
Bob: 'It's locked.'
Also every 6 panels I'll post a put together of those 6 panels with a page number. I will also upload double size panels on request.
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Bob, you should look to see if there's a doormat. maybe the key to the door is under it.
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I disagree. Working in the dark will be near impossible.
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Bob break the door. Or get a chainsaw. Make your body strong enough to break the door if he is not strong enough.Luminaflare wrote: Bob: 'It's locked.'
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Bob: 'There is a distinct lack of doormat.'PALEMOON wrote:Bob, you should look to see if there's a doormat. maybe the key to the door is under it.
Bob: 'Can't reach the light.'Universezero wrote:Try and get the wires from the light bulb circuiting. Get the two wire lengths and electrify the lock. This should make it open, assuming it isn't a mechanical lock. If it is mechanical, break the light bulb and use a shard to try and unlock it.
(By the way those lines beneath his feet are supposed to be movement lines)
Bob(last panel): 'That works too.'Tunco123 wrote:Bob break the door. Or get a chainsaw. Make your body strong enough to break the door if he is not strong enough.
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Bob should weild the lamp as a broadsword... Those use d10s, losta damage to compensate for an apparently low strength score.
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LittleViking wrote:Oh, sure. I just hope this doesn't open the door to new jokes instead, you know? I'd hate for this to shed some light on more name-related puns. Maybe now they can focus their efforts elsewhere.
Awww, so cute!
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Okay, now try UZ's idea.
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Bob: 'There is no keyhole, it's evidently locked from the other side.'gloomp wrote:Okay, now try UZ's idea.
aperture wrote:Bob should weild the lamp as a broadsword... Those use d10s, losta damage to compensate for an apparently low strength score.
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NOW OBLITERATE THE DOOR!!!!
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LittleViking wrote:Oh, sure. I just hope this doesn't open the door to new jokes instead, you know? I'd hate for this to shed some light on more name-related puns. Maybe now they can focus their efforts elsewhere.
Awww, so cute!
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Quick character design question, should he have arms or should he just have floating hands?
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Normal arms would be nice, I had enough with floating hands at Wii-Mii's.Luminaflare wrote:Quick character design question, should he have arms or should he just have floating hands?
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Panel 4: Bob: "AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!"aperture wrote:NOW OBLITERATE THE DOOR!!!!
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Panel 6: Bob: "Where am I?"
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can bob use magic?
If not he should blindly run around for a minute or so
If not he should blindly run around for a minute or so
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LittleViking wrote:Oh, sure. I just hope this doesn't open the door to new jokes instead, you know? I'd hate for this to shed some light on more name-related puns. Maybe now they can focus their efforts elsewhere.
Awww, so cute!
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Bob runs in panic to find a exit, then he accidentally smacks his head to a wall when running.Luminaflare wrote:
He needs to find a wand.aperture wrote:can bob use magic?
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Bob: 'Oh look a pile of cloth.'aperture wrote:can bob use magic?
If not he should blindly run around for a minute or so
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Use the cloth as a blindfold, that should make it easier to run around blindly.
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Well, he shouldn't be blinded, or else he could smack his head to somewhere. That would hurt.Spawn of Yanni wrote:Use the cloth as a blindfold, that should make it easier to run around blindly.
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he should take the cloth and keep it as a whip like weapon, the he should proceed, now on his guard
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LittleViking wrote:Oh, sure. I just hope this doesn't open the door to new jokes instead, you know? I'd hate for this to shed some light on more name-related puns. Maybe now they can focus their efforts elsewhere.
Awww, so cute!
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Tie the cloth round his head like a ninja and continue his search
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