Hi! Billy Mays not here!

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Postby blue_tetris » 2009.06.30 (22:26)

flagmyidol wrote:
blue_tetris wrote:What do you do?
Eh. Blame the wife.
You exit the house and approach the grieving wife.

The therapist, a balding man of some fifty years, intercepts you, "She's not much in the condition to speak right yet. This has all come so very suddenly to her. I can certainly allow you to speak with her, but I'd keep your questions tame if I were you. The woman could snap into hysterics at any moment--her ego is frail."

Looking past the doctor, you can see the widow Mays in tears, panting steadily, likely unable to speak through her exasperated breaths. She is wearing makeup, which has started to run, and a floral dress. As she lifts a handkerchief, her eyes catch sight of the wedding right still worn on a her finger and the tears and screams elevate.

You can approach her with questions if you like, but pick them wisely.
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Postby yungerkid » 2009.07.01 (01:17)

I'd tell 'er she could get free WoW gold on my website for completion of several private offers. That'd cheer her up.
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Postby moonlight » 2009.07.02 (22:44)

Who's going to do Oxi Clean Commercials now??
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Postby Ngaged » 2009.07.05 (02:08)

Odyssey wrote:Who's going to do Oxi Clean Commercials now??
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*raises hand slowly*
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Postby ninja143 » 2009.07.09 (13:08)

i think the vince fed him some of his oxy clean and cleaned the mess up with a shamwow... after he broke out of jail which gave billie a heart attack in the end when vince came through the door of billies tampa bay home.
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Postby TribulatioN » 2009.07.10 (05:16)

Billy Mays never took his job seriously, and for that I respect him.
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Postby jean-luc » 2009.07.16 (03:26)

blue_tetris wrote:
flagmyidol wrote:
blue_tetris wrote:What do you do?
Eh. Blame the wife.
You exit the house and approach the grieving wife.

The therapist, a balding man of some fifty years, intercepts you, "She's not much in the condition to speak right yet. This has all come so very suddenly to her. I can certainly allow you to speak with her, but I'd keep your questions tame if I were you. The woman could snap into hysterics at any moment--her ego is frail."

Looking past the doctor, you can see the widow Mays in tears, panting steadily, likely unable to speak through her exasperated breaths. She is wearing makeup, which has started to run, and a floral dress. As she lifts a handkerchief, her eyes catch sight of the wedding right still worn on a her finger and the tears and screams elevate.

You can approach her with questions if you like, but pick them wisely.
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