Corrupt a Wish

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.15 (00:30)

granted, but the challanges is instantly completed by me and deleted.
I wish for a better laptop

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2009.10.15 (00:52)

Granted, but it came from the factory with a defect and exploded completely without reason after the warranty expired. Meh.

I wish for Wight to get banned.

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.15 (13:12)

He is banned for a conspiracy yuo are also involved in. You are banned.

I wish for some water.

http://nmaps.net/user/ChaoStar · Postby **ChaoStar** » 2009.10.15 (14:58)

The water was taken from a puddle where a small furry animal decomposed. You die.

I wish for a mothball.

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.15 (17:41)

? I asked for water, not water to drink >_>

the stinch of the mothball drives you insane.

I wish for nachos

http://nmaps.net/user/Rhekatou · Postby **Rhekatou** » 2009.10.15 (23:01)

nachos

I wish to not be sick

http://www.nmaps.net/user/jihad_cowboy · Postby **Awesome67** » 2009.10.15 (23:29)

The person next to you gets sick. You have vomit on your clothes now.

I wish I could have the girl of my dreams. (This one's gonna be good.)

http://nmaps.net/user/Rhekatou · Postby **Rhekatou** » 2009.10.16 (00:02)

... but you get her through kidnapping your new next door neighbor (you had a picture) only to find out that it was one of those "put-your-face-in-the-hole-and-take-a-picture" cutouts. Now you have an ugly girl and a kidnapping charge on your head.

I wish Awesome67 would stop being angry ;(

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.16 (12:41)

He calms down, then I get mad at your wish
I wish Rhekatou was mad.

http://nmaps.net/user/TheEverPresent · Postby **TheEverPresent** » 2009.10.17 (06:04)

He gets so mad he SHOOT YOUR FACE THROUGH INTERNET.

I wish my french teacher would shove her thumb up her butt and shut up.

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.17 (13:27)

You learn nothing else and fail french.
I wish I had a good Airsoft assualt rifle

http://nmaps.net/user/Mute_Monk · Postby **Mute Monk** » 2009.10.17 (15:38)

You do, but then it's stolen and later used to publicly humiliate you.

I wish people were happier.

http://nmaps.net/user/Drathmoore · Postby **Drathmoore** » 2009.10.17 (17:06)

People are, and you become comparitively sadder because of it.

I wish for a pen.

http://nmaps.net/user/bobaganuesh_2 · Postby **bobaganuesh_2** » 2009.10.18 (05:18)

yeah, you get a pen, but it breaks and the ink seeps all over your hand-written doctorial thesis

I wish that no one could make any more wishes.

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.18 (13:18)

Paradox!

I wish for more wishes.

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **DarkN** » 2009.10.18 (14:33)

Granted. All of your new wishes are corrupted.
I wish for a computer.

http://nmaps.net/user/Mute_Monk · Postby **Mute Monk** » 2009.10.18 (17:25)

bobaga_fett wrote:I wish that no one could make any more wishes.

jinxed_07 wrote:Paradox!

No, a paradox would be: "I wish there was no such thing as wishes". Bobaga's wish is not a paradox, due to the words "any more"...he's wishing for no more wishes after his. Implausible, but not a paradox.

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Your wish is granted. Your new computer overheats and breaks, and upon trying to fix it you forget to unplug the power cord, thus causing electric shock.

I wish for a better keyboard.

http://nmaps.net/user/Rhekatou · Postby **Rhekatou** » 2009.10.18 (17:34)

You get DarkN's computer (with keyboard).

I wish for a new laptop without parental controls ;DDD

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **DarkN** » 2009.10.18 (17:59)

Mute Monk gives you my computer.
I wish for Gmod.

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.19 (13:08)

all the moderators and admins quit and you are left to control the rest of the forum.
I wish for good luck

http://nmaps.net/user/Mute_Monk · Postby **Mute Monk** » 2009.10.19 (13:11)

Your wish is granted, but God then smites you for having abnormally high luck.

I wish for a glass of chilled orange juice.

Postby **jinxed_07** » 2009.10.19 (13:18)

Why would god be jealous ??
Right. The "orange" juice is a mix of chemicals that are poisonous, but only when chilled...:D

I wish for no work today

http://nmaps.net/user/ · Postby **DarkN** » 2009.10.20 (00:10)

Granted. You have no work today because you're fired.
I wish for an infinite amount of incorruptible wishes.

http://nmaps.net/user/Rhekatou · Postby **Rhekatou** » 2009.10.20 (00:25)

Granted. But they only last for a second.
I wish the world would die.

http://nmaps.net/user/Mute_Monk · Postby **Mute Monk** » 2009.10.20 (01:02)

Wish gran-

And it's now back to life.

I wish the Internet was organized better.

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